| 00:01 - 00:06 | Today we're here to discuss World of Warcraft Online Dating. |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | We want to get your feedback if it actually works or not. |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | We're here to help. |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Well my name is Elfee. |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | That's your WoW name. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | That's your WoW name, tell him the name you told me in whispers. |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Go on. |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | I could say I'm Gerix, but my actual name is Jake. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | We're not roleplaying in Goldshire right now. Get real. |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | *Laughs* |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | So you two have been dating on WoW without having met in person? |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | *Laughs Uncontrollably* |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | I don't see what's so funny. |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | So Sorry. |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | Excuse me. So. |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | So how did you two meet? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | One day he walked next to me in the Goldshire Inn, and whispered me. |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Mhmm. |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | Don't say it like that. Tell him what I did right after that. |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | I.... |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | I took her. |
| 01:23 - 01:28 | I took her to the Elwynn Forest Waterfall. |
| 01:25 - 01:34 | I said this waterfall isn't the only thing that's falling for you. |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | *Laughing Hysterically* |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | You had me at "hello I'm thirteen, and you?" |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | *Laughs* |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Things were going great until Sephler showed up. |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | Whatever. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He was hot. |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | Hot? How would you know? |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Excuse me. Excuse me. |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | So Sorry. |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | I think it's time to ask the audience. |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | Does anyone have any input? Please share with us. |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Yeah. Go ahead. |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | Please share. |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | I'm Blake, and I was with Elfee too. |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | I did unspeakable things to her in that Goldshire Inn. |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | Meh. Who the fuck? |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Blake? What the fuck? This is fucked up. |
| 02:25 - 02:28 | I had 10 characters from every time we ERP'd. |
| 02:27 - 02:31 | Each time my name got longer like my dick. |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | Blaaaaakkeeee Bllllllakkkkkeee Bbbbbblaaaaake. |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Stop it. Stop it. She liked to say |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | my name over and over. Blllllllllakeeeee. |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | Who the fuck is this Blaaaaakee guy? |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | Rasuka here bringing you the latest updates. |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | Elfee and Gerix parted ways. |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | Sephler and Blakkkeeee still creeping. |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | Elfee changed her name to Vivalynn. |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | We think because everyone in Goldshire was trying to hit that. |
