| 00:01 - 00:07 | My name is Emily Reed and I give glorious news this evening. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Our illustrious leader Kim Dick Richards has decreed |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | That the historic rugby club of RTB can from 12 noon on Monday serve |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | The wondrous & intoxicating |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Beer & cider |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Also available for purchase with your capitalist dollar will be our nutritious |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Ham rolls & crisps to enjoy |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | All the current covid restrictions |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Will be in place for your safety |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Oh glorious members! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | What a time to be alive! |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Goodnight and godspeed |
