00:01 - 00:07 | Good evening glorious memberd |
00:08 - 00:13 | I have news from illustrious leader Dicky Richards |
00:14 - 00:18 | From 12 noon Monday our historic club |
00:19 - 00:20 | RTB Rugby club |
00:21 - 00:23 | Will be open for the consumption |
00:24 - 00:30 | Of the wondrous liquids of |
00:31 - 00:35 | Beer and cider also available for purchase with your capitalist dollar |
00:36 - 00:38 | Will be our famous and wholesome |
00:39 - 00:42 | Crisps and ham rolls |
00:43 - 00:46 | Covid restrictions will be in place |
00:46 - 00:49 | What a time to be alive |
00:49 - 00:52 | Goodnight and godspeed |