| 00:00 - 00:03 | THE 3 STOOGES |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | HAVE BEEN SEEN AROUND FACEBOOK |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | SPOUTING THERE USUAL OTTER SHITE |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | MAINLY ON THERE OWN PAGES |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | AS NO DECENT GROUP LETS THEM IN |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | WHATS THE POPE BEEN UP TO |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | AND I DONT MEAN THE TWAT FROM THE VATICAN |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | WELL HES ERR |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | HES |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | HES DONE ANOTHR BLOODY OTTER PETITION |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | AND HES REPRESENTING ALL ANGLERS |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ANYONE WHOS SIGNED THIS PETITION, LEAVE, YOUR GETTING SHOT FOR STUPIDITY |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I BET THE SERVEN BORE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND THAT DINOSAUR TAYLOR WERE IN ON IT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THEYVE GOT THE BLOODY ANTIS AFTER US NOW |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NEXT IT WILL BE THAT IDIOT PACKHAM |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | FOR YEARS THEY'VE LEFT US ALONE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHEN THE ANGLING TRUST GOT US BACK FISHING |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | STEVE TRIED TO GET IT OVER TURNED |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BUT HES THE VOICE OF THE RIVER ANGLER |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HES A STUPID LITTLE MAN |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | BUT HES FAMOUS HES BEEN IN THE DAILY MIRROR |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HES A TORY TOFF, HE WOULDNT WIPE HIS ARSE ON IT NORMALLY |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHERE WAS HE 15-29 YEARS AGO |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WHEN THEY WERE RUNNING WILD |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | GUIDING ON THE RIVER KENNET THATS WHERE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | CHARGING PEOPLE HUNDREDS OF POUNDS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | TO FISH IN SOMEONES GARDEN |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HES A BLOODY TOWNIE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HES NEVER EVEN SEEN AN OTTER |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | MIND YOU HALF OF HIS CUSTOMERS HAVE NEVER SEEN A BARBEL |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | HES THAT GOOD AT GUIDING |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | HE SPENDS ALL OF HIS TIME AT COLLINGHAM |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | HE EVEN PINCHES THE BEST SWIM |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | LOOK AT ME IVE CAUGHT A 16LBER |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AT LEAST HE DIDNT CATCH IT ON THAT RIDICULOUS PIN |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THE BARBEL BUSTER |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WHAT SAUSAGE GAVE IT THAT NAME |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ITS A THING OF BEAUTY |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IT DESERVES A DECENT NAME |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | DONT WORRY CHRIS JONES WE'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE THIS TIME |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | THE 1ST PETITION WAS EMBARRASSING ENOUGH |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | YOU WOULD OF THOUGHT THEY'D LEARN |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | FROM THE 1ST TIME ROUND |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | BUT OH NO |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | 5000 SIGNATURES AND THERE CLAIMING A VICTORY |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | WHO ACTUALLY VOTED THESE IDIOTS TO BE IN CHARGE |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | THATS RIGHT ERR NO ONE |
