| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've too many staff here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll have to lose people |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | P152 is still not finished |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've got 3 project managers on the case |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But we've still fuck all to show for it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Rewind Dickhead |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What happened to that Hawkes guy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | He got pissed off |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pissed off |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pissed off and left |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's now down Birmingham way |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with less than 15 letters after their name please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'M NO FUCKIN HAVIN THAT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He was my favourite of all the geeks |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Was a good boy, didn't take the piss |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | These new cunts are all tattoos and beards |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And that's just the women |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I loved him like a member of my family |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | My own special needs child |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Like care in the community |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You have to move on |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You have to get fucked |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We'll do a quick 8D, find an answer |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's that shit that's got us in this mess |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 5 fucking Whys |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can think of ten! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You're all fucking scared of a bit of hard graft |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you know what really hurts |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What really boils my piss |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My greatest member of the team |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Will bloody Trollope... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How the fuck did that happen |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I miss Keith |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He was old school |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He made the milling machine sing |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And he now works in STD clinic |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Licking all the petri dishes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Chlamydia rates are through the roof |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We should have never let him go |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He didn't cost that much |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And we could claim the VAT |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Did Keith give you Chlamydia? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well it's all gone to shit |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I hope you're all happy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Swedes are going mad |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Heads will roll |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Someone's gotta take the wrap |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I can see who it'll be |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just blame Neil |
