| 00:00 - 00:03 | With many FRIENDS Themed Airbnbs available, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are looking across the map |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to find the best suited Airbnb for you. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There are a few contenders, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but we believe the one in Beverly Hills is the best one. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That would be lovely. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It would be good to spend some time with Ross. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It will... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It will not be possible for Ross to stay with you. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has no interest in rooming with a stranger. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you do not listen to Ross' lectures on erosion theories through dinosaur print headphones, leave! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It is a FRIENDS themed Airbnb! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That means FRIENDS characters should be present! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Imagine how the ladies will feel with the two biggest babe magnets possibly meeting |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and then finding out we're not together. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They will be in absolute tears. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I had high hopes of him pivoting me up the stairs. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If he thinks Joey is a good napping partner, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | just you wait until he lays down with me. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, it's just not possible. He will not... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He is crazy, absolutely ludicrous for not wanting to be there. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, the decision is final. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nonsense, he wouldn't even need the hug-and-roll technique with me. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I have true unagi. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I would have given him more love |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and more attention than Joey gave that half eaten sandwich |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that he was prepared to take a bullet for. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I could have given him much better advice to get him out of those leather pants. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Talcum powder and lotion was never going to work. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Getting him out of those pants has always been my dream, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | yet with my luck, he probably only dreams about Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I remember a time when he cared, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | really cared about those who loved him. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | From Marcel to Rachel to myself, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | he has abandoned us all. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We could have walked down Rodeo Drive together or spent some time at Beverly Gardens. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even taken a trip to the Hollywood Walk of Fame and visited the plaque of Isabella Rossellini. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I could have accompanied him to the tanning salon |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He didn't need to count mississippily, he just needed me there. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'd rather be with him than any woman outside. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you will always be his lobster. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we could get Chandler or Joey. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It wouldn't be the same but at least I won't be lonely |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But on other thoughts, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | maybe I'm better off alone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It would get annoying with everyone complimenting Ross on his hair and his glow-in-the-dark teeth. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It would be like I don't exist. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | . |
