00:00 - 00:03 | I am sorry to be the one to tell you this |
00:04 - 00:05 | Posts are trending here, |
00:05 - 00:07 | Here and a cat one from here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | I'm sorry but no one has liked your post yet. |
00:12 - 00:15 | You got one comment though so that's good. |
00:17 - 00:19 | What was the comment? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Did they like my post? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | It said. . . |
00:31 - 00:33 | It said, "LOL This video sucks!" |
00:34 - 00:36 | You can't even grow a mustache! |
00:53 - 00:58 | Leave this room if you don't follow my Twitter. |
01:13 - 01:15 | I am the leader of Germany |
01:15 - 01:17 | And I only have 3 Twitter followers! |
01:18 - 01:23 | My own staff don't even follow me. |
01:25 - 01:28 | They're probably following Churchill |
01:29 - 01:31 | My posts are funny, |
01:31 - 01:34 | But I'm not even in a single meme. |
01:34 - 01:37 | I just want to be famous on social media. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Every platform I try seems to fail. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you did try Google+ |
01:42 - 01:46 | I thought it would be the next big thing! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer maybe you should just stop posting. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Do you know why I created the 3rd reich? |
01:53 - 01:54 | The only reason was to |
01:56 - 01:57 | Become a social media sensation. |
01:57 - 02:00 | But everything has failed! |
02:00 - 02:03 | No one reposts my tweets |
02:04 - 02:08 | The people are obsessed with Charlie biting his finger! |
02:08 - 02:13 | I have more downvotes than upvotes |
02:14 - 02:16 | And my only subscriber is my Mom who is dead! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Everyone has more followers, even Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | When I was a child |
02:30 - 02:34 | I tried becoming an artist. |
02:34 - 02:36 | My Dad told me art was outdated. |
02:41 - 02:42 | So I tried social media. |
02:43 - 02:47 | And the British kid Charlie is better than me! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I will not be known for failing to take over the world. |
02:54 - 02:56 | But for having no Facebook friends. |
02:56 - 02:59 | People just make fun of me online. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Someone commented I can't even grow a mustache! |
03:04 - 03:07 | I wrote that comment. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe one day. . . |
03:19 - 03:23 | Someone will make a video of me online. |
03:25 - 03:26 | I hope so. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Well |
03:40 - 03:46 | There is only one thing that will make me feel better. |
03:46 - 03:49 | We must |
03:53 - 03:56 | Block Trump's Twitter |