| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, there was an accident in battle today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We drove a tank to Tim Hortons but they were destroyed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our bombers accidentally destroyed the nearest Timmies |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And that was the only one left |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We looked for another timmies downtown but they were all gone |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Where did you get my Double Double |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And my bacon farmers wrap? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir........ |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We went to...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stalin's Dunkin Donuts |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We got a Mocha Swirl and and bacon, egg and cheese sandwich |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is not a part of this go out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How dare you get me food from a place like that |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That shouldn't even be a restaurant |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You know what Dunkin does do me, gives me diarrhea |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And with all this Covid crap going on |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its impossible to find toilet paper |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I could nuke Stalin when I go to the bathroom |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And even enough to finally beat Britian |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That's not even the half of it!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir i can give you my shirt |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want your pathetic shirt |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Its the softest one here |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care if its as rough as sandpaper |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its not even worthy of a wipe |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Can anyone else give a solution |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If not, Ill send you to Stalin |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And he shows no mercy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Someone should make me my timmies coffee |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It better be hot, not like the kind Britney made me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That was cold enough to be a Starbucks Ice Coffee |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The only person that can make a good coffee is Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And do not forget my bacon farmers wrap |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That can't be cold either |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I need to feel the heat before I even touch it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The embarrassment from all of you |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How did you survive my Hitler Jugend |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The trouble I go through just for a coffee |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But some things are necessary in life |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And hot coffee is number one |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Obviously not in your lives |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I think Iced Coffee from Starbucks count |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I know what we have to do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We have to kidnap Stalin |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So he can satisfy my coffee needs |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I think I make a good coffee |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You can't even button your own shirt, then yet a coffee |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I need Stalin here |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If not, everyone dies |
