00:00 - 00:05 | So vecc DMs me, tells me he was shot by the Estonians |
00:05 - 00:07 | So I confront Cyro about it. I tell him: |
00:07 - 00:10 | Your soldiers are Estonia's responsibility. |
00:11 - 00:16 | He said it wasn't. Blamed it on others. Then he changes the story. |
00:17 - 00:21 | "ThErE's A cLaUsE" |
00:21 - 00:24 | I'M LIKE: "bruh what" |
00:29 - 00:31 | AND THEN |
00:31 - 00:34 | I DM THE GUY WHO SHOT VECC IN ESTONIA, AN LAD HELPING THEIR MILITARY! |
00:38 - 00:40 | I ASK HIM FOR THE LINK TO THE AGREEMENT |
00:41 - 00:47 | SO, THEN HE'S LIKE: "ok. let me find it." Lad takes TEN MINUTES to "find" it |
00:47 - 00:50 | GUESS WHAT!!! HE SENDS IT 10 MINUTES LATER |
00:50 - 00:56 | I'M LIKE, THIS CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE! |
00:58 - 00:59 | I CHECK THE TIME OF CREATION |
00:59 - 01:01 | 1 MINUTE AFTER HE WENT TO "FIND IT" |
01:04 - 01:06 | HE LITERALLY WENT TO FORGE IT!!! |
01:06 - 01:08 | I'M LIKE, "ok time for a lil' motion" |
01:13 - 01:14 | I TALK WITH MY FELLOW JUDGES |
01:14 - 01:16 | I MOTION TO SUSPEND ESTONIA! |
01:16 - 01:20 | WITHIN 5 MINUTES, A UNANIMOUS AYE! WHAT A WORTHY LIE TO TELL! |
01:21 - 01:27 | 2 FUCKING WEEKS OF SUSPENSION, 1 OF THEM BECAUSE HE JUST HAD TO LIE! I COULDN'T CONTROL MY LAUGHTER |
01:35 - 01:36 | THEN THEY TRY TO APPEAL IT! |
01:36 - 01:39 | I'M LIKE: "bitch what..." |
01:41 - 01:44 | So then, they decide to insult the Mongolians. |
01:44 - 01:47 | "If you are so happy with mortar training, why did one of" |
01:47 - 01:49 | "your guys shoot it danger close on you" |
01:50 - 01:53 | AND THEN KHAN RESPONDS: |
01:54 - 01:56 | "this is ROBLOX" |
01:56 - 01:58 | "and in ROBLOX you respawn" |
01:58 - 02:02 | So then, Cyro says that Estonia hires competent and experienced people," |
02:05 - 02:07 | "not incompetent, inexperienced ones" |
02:10 - 02:11 | I JUST THOUGHT |
02:11 - 02:13 | "like the lad who shot a diplomat?" |
02:15 - 02:17 | AH YES, THE COMPETENT ESTONIAN ARMY! |
02:17 - 02:20 | AND THEN, A FEW DAYS LATER, CYRO POSTS AN IF POST |
02:21 - 02:28 | HE DEFENDS OLOF'S ACTIONS ON US SOIL ON THE BASIS OF ROBLOX BEING A "lego game" |
02:29 - 02:30 | He did?? |
02:30 - 02:32 | HE DID BUT THAT'S NOT THE BEST PART |
02:36 - 02:39 | THE SAME DAY, HE WAS "UNFAIRLY TREATED" IN THE US |
02:40 - 02:42 | NO YOU WEREN'T BECAUSE YOU WERE PLAYING A LEGO GAME |
02:50 - 02:55 | WHAT A FUCKING HYPOCRIT LMFAO |
02:56 - 02:58 | I gotta admit, that is funny. |
02:58 - 03:04 | It doesn't even end there though, lol. |
03:04 - 03:09 | The day after, he calls the Dutch warmongerers. THE ESTONIANS SHOT A DIPLOMAT! |
03:09 - 03:11 | My time with the ICJ was topped by Cyro's actions |
03:16 - 03:20 | Of all the events in my time with the ICJ, LOL |
03:23 - 03:26 | I THANK CYRO FOR BEING CYRO |
03:31 - 03:36 | PROVIDES A GOOD LAUGH FOR EACH DAY I WATCH HIM TALK |