00:00 - 00:03 | So to hide from the Ruskies |
00:04 - 00:05 | We;ve found you a place |
00:05 - 00:07 | Here in Bredon Road Croydon |
00:08 - 00:12 | It has a lovely garden |
00:12 - 00:15 | You'll be well hidden |
00:17 - 00:19 | Did you say Bredon Road? |
00:19 - 00:21 | In fuckin Croydon? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | I'm, I'm |
00:31 - 00:33 | He's trying to say yes |
00:34 - 00:36 | It's a lovely area |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't know who else lives there do one |
01:13 - 01:15 | You stupid twats |
01:15 - 01:17 | I escape English bombs |
01:18 - 01:23 | Only to face cat shit launches |
01:25 - 01:28 | and Tommy transvestite and his costumes. |
01:29 - 01:31 | if I wanted to move next to some |
01:31 - 01:34 | old cunt that smells of cannabis |
01:34 - 01:37 | I'd have moved next to Willie Nelson |
01:37 - 01:40 | or Cheech and Chong |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Sir, we had no idea |
01:42 - 01:46 | You had no fucking idea? |
01:46 - 01:48 | The landlord recommended it |
01:48 - 01:52 | You have no idea what you've done |
01:53 - 01:54 | I won't be able to grow |
01:56 - 01:57 | My roses without being stabbed |
01:57 - 02:00 | through the hedge |
02:00 - 02:03 | and if you think I want |
02:04 - 02:08 | to look out of my window |
02:08 - 02:13 | and see that bent over in shorts |
02:14 - 02:16 | then it's Colditz for you |
02:17 - 02:21 | and your showers won't be pleasant. |
02:27 - 02:29 | I won't even be able to shit |
02:30 - 02:34 | Without a mobile on a selfie stick at the window |
02:34 - 02:36 | Trying to snap pics of my one ball |
02:41 - 02:42 | Other than one lovely lady |
02:43 - 02:47 | it's all Nonces, dealers and weirdos |
02:48 - 02:53 | streets full of them weirdos |
02:54 - 02:56 | We're fucked |
02:56 - 02:59 | this old hag is like Teflon |
03:00 - 03:02 | Nothing sticks to her |
03:04 - 03:07 | they must be some solid cat turds lass |
03:14 - 03:16 | OK load the removal van |
03:19 - 03:23 | but bring stick grenades |
03:25 - 03:26 | and mustard gas |
03:31 - 03:33 | Not for her |
03:40 - 03:46 | for me |
03:46 - 03:49 | she comes on to me |
03:53 - 03:56 | Boom. |