00:00 - 00:03 | So Korona Klub ended last saturday |
00:04 - 00:05 | Shoutouts galore |
00:05 - 00:07 | From a shed in this area |
00:08 - 00:12 | The usual stepladder stories |
00:12 - 00:15 | and songs about Prince Philip |
00:17 - 00:19 | Did he give me a shoutout |
00:19 - 00:21 | IAMPLEDGE? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Fuhrer Or Paul |
00:27 - 00:28 | Kunt... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Kunt failed to shout you out |
00:34 - 00:36 | Unless Fred West book lyrics count |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't own Viz The Dogs Bollocks fuck off now |
01:13 - 01:15 | That shitty whatsapp group |
01:15 - 01:17 | I bet they got shout outs |
01:18 - 01:23 | Kunt and The Gang? |
01:25 - 01:28 | More like Kunt and the Gang of Kunts |
01:29 - 01:31 | Even the women who are all the same |
01:31 - 01:34 | I give him Patreon money |
01:34 - 01:37 | Every bastard month |
01:37 - 01:40 | And no shout out? |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Fuhrer Or Paul, your industry insider... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Didn't get me a shoutout did it you cunt? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Me me me, Fuck Off Paul |
01:48 - 01:52 | Talk to me again like that |
01:53 - 01:54 | and I'll DM your missus |
01:56 - 01:57 | and I promise you |
01:57 - 02:00 | I'll attach a dick pic |
02:00 - 02:03 | and a naked selfie |
02:04 - 02:08 | You do realise don't you |
02:08 - 02:13 | I told the world I'm bald AND ginger |
02:14 - 02:16 | And for what? |
02:17 - 02:21 | Zero attention from anyone |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'm so angry |
02:30 - 02:34 | I have an urge to |
02:34 - 02:36 | Fuck Over Poland |
02:41 - 02:42 | then |
02:43 - 02:47 | Feed Our People |
02:48 - 02:53 | Fish On Pastrami |
02:54 - 02:56 | Fortunately Our Plan |
02:56 - 02:59 | to be king of the shoutouts |
03:00 - 03:02 | Has gone the same way as Pauline |
03:04 - 03:07 | Din't worry Pauline, the Russians are coming |
03:14 - 03:16 | Well that's it then |
03:19 - 03:23 | Cancel the Patreon |
03:25 - 03:26 | Burn the Klub shirt |
03:31 - 03:33 | I'm done. |
03:40 - 03:46 | They can have their zoom |
03:46 - 03:49 | And their whatsapp |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm off for a wank |