00:00 - 00:05So I get called on disc for gspeed hero, like shit bra come for tourn come
00:05 - 00:07It's 2am, let's clap Armani
00:07 - 00:10Carmen is watching, I think don't choke bra
00:11 - 00:16Everything goes fast I dodge Nio, pipeto and wiggle like a true snake before looking at the score
00:17 - 00:21Turns out I took 3 speeds and killed all my mates
00:21 - 00:24And sui'd
00:29 - 00:31on R4
00:31 - 00:34with one speed
00:38 - 00:40against wall
00:41 - 00:47I say it was lag and I refresh inbetween the rounds countdown to rego
00:47 - 00:50I close the tab by mistake I lose all my weeb shit
00:50 - 00:56I finally come back after the start only to realize that...
00:58 - 00:59I had missed the round again
00:59 - 01:01and afk sui on Alicia
01:04 - 01:06She starts insulting me
01:06 - 01:08I insult her even more..
01:13 - 01:14Wrong browser
01:14 - 01:16im on my 2nd
01:16 - 01:20she has no idea who insults her
01:21 - 01:27I get IP banned so my main can't join
01:35 - 01:36I mean...
01:36 - 01:39I take 10minutes to find a VPN in Australia, it's 5-0
01:41 - 01:44now 200ms enough bullshit now
01:44 - 01:47im ready to cb even if my ping is high
01:47 - 01:49my team still is last
01:50 - 01:53I miss eraser
01:54 - 01:56we get +0
01:56 - 01:58Marok takes 5 speeds in wall
01:58 - 02:02we say bb, for all we know he's still going
02:05 - 02:07The server crashes.
02:10 - 02:11The devs are like
02:11 - 02:13the devs are like...
02:15 - 02:17we won't fix it
02:17 - 02:20we're busy recoding a new snake again with curvewars.
02:21 - 02:28Now it's chaos and big_aur is asking everyone to play his shitty custom tourn
02:29 - 02:30No one comes?
02:30 - 02:32Ofc no one comes.
02:36 - 02:39Then a hot girl leaves the room
02:40 - 02:42Everyone jumps in and out for 20minutes
02:50 - 02:556 years for this shit I should have botted
02:56 - 02:58Did you try a lot to bot?
02:58 - 03:04Wolf made a shit bot that was fun with stats but
03:04 - 03:09like his love life and the neighbor, he probably fucked that up too
03:09 - 03:11Ah I'm telling you he's made for Alicia.
03:16 - 03:20Finally hear the countdown so I mash my keys...
03:23 - 03:26Someone asks for anon off
03:31 - 03:36Round 2 I figure out im in spec and im not controlling shit and I just go