| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I get called on disc for gspeed hero, like shit bra come for tourn come |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's 2am, let's clap Armani |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Carmen is watching, I think don't choke bra |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Everything goes fast I dodge Nio, pipeto and wiggle like a true snake before looking at the score |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Turns out I took 3 speeds and killed all my mates |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | And sui'd |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | on R4 |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | with one speed |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | against wall |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I say it was lag and I refresh inbetween the rounds countdown to rego |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I close the tab by mistake I lose all my weeb shit |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I finally come back after the start only to realize that... |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I had missed the round again |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and afk sui on Alicia |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | She starts insulting me |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I insult her even more.. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Wrong browser |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | im on my 2nd |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | she has no idea who insults her |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I get IP banned so my main can't join |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I mean... |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I take 10minutes to find a VPN in Australia, it's 5-0 |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | now 200ms enough bullshit now |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | im ready to cb even if my ping is high |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | my team still is last |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I miss eraser |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | we get +0 |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Marok takes 5 speeds in wall |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | we say bb, for all we know he's still going |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | The server crashes. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | The devs are like |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | the devs are like... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | we won't fix it |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | we're busy recoding a new snake again with curvewars. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Now it's chaos and big_aur is asking everyone to play his shitty custom tourn |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | No one comes? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Ofc no one comes. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Then a hot girl leaves the room |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Everyone jumps in and out for 20minutes |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | 6 years for this shit I should have botted |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Did you try a lot to bot? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Wolf made a shit bot that was fun with stats but |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | like his love life and the neighbor, he probably fucked that up too |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Ah I'm telling you he's made for Alicia. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Finally hear the countdown so I mash my keys... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Someone asks for anon off |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Round 2 I figure out im in spec and im not controlling shit and I just go |
