00:00 - 00:03The Covid rates keep going up
00:04 - 00:05We keep getting transmission
00:05 - 00:07In these workplaces
00:08 - 00:12In some schools
00:12 - 00:15Regina numbers are off the charts
00:17 - 00:19Haven't we isolated Regina?
00:19 - 00:21We have big signs!
00:24 - 00:26Premier Moe
00:27 - 00:28The signs
00:31 - 00:33The signs have failed
00:34 - 00:36People keep moving about
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out! Except Paul, Dr. Shahab, and Don
01:13 - 01:15What are we even doing?
01:15 - 01:17If we increase restrictions we are unpopular
01:18 - 01:23If people die we are unpopular
01:25 - 01:28I can't blame Justin for everything
01:29 - 01:31It's ok Donna
01:31 - 01:34If the economy crumbles we won't get reelected
01:34 - 01:37You said the masks would work!
01:37 - 01:40We cannot go back into lockdown. They will throw me out!
01:40 - 01:42Perhaps we could cap the churches again
01:42 - 01:46But the churches aren't even spreading COVID
01:46 - 01:48Premier Moe, we can appear to do something
01:48 - 01:52We have even led in vaccinations
01:53 - 01:54We didn't go Code Red
01:56 - 01:57Like that fool Pallister
01:57 - 02:00But here we are!
02:00 - 02:03Leading the country in COVID
02:04 - 02:0813 months of this crap
02:08 - 02:13And it might be 13 more!
02:14 - 02:16They will blame me!
02:17 - 02:21They might vote for that hicksville Buffalo party
02:27 - 02:29What can we really do?
02:30 - 02:34Shrink the household bubbles
02:34 - 02:36The people will obey me still
02:41 - 02:42And cap the churches
02:43 - 02:47They always listen to me!
02:48 - 02:53But don't close the resturants
02:54 - 02:56I need to go out for a drink
02:56 - 02:59And this time Don, you drive
03:00 - 03:02We will forget all our problems
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, I'm sure no one will die, this time.
03:14 - 03:16Call the press conference
03:19 - 03:23Tell them about the vaccines
03:25 - 03:26Tell them...
03:31 - 03:33It will be over soon
03:40 - 03:46At least the NDP is so completely weak
03:46 - 03:49We will still win reelection
03:53 - 03:56go, and put on your masks!