| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuehrer ,Coach Flash sale |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Full Ape, Bangkok |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Chads attack 8pm |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 5000 USDC , first come first serve |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | high Gas, as high a Coach's Bonner |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | i sent 5000 USDT |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | used secure ledger |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Clopped |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Coach K said no USDT |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | your tx was too slow |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The purged , Ivan on Rekt plebs leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You told me Ledger was secure |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why cant we use USDT |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | TrickSy always get allo , i want him dead |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Coach is fucking with us |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fucking apes and degens |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | tell coach to split everyone allo |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i canceled all my appointments for this shit |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | bring me the head of ledger, 8 fucking pins numbers |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuehrer , we can get eQifi on LaunchPads |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | i need 5000 allo not 100 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuehrer , coach send ladyboy if we ask more |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you think i am scared of 16" ladyboys |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | i spent 2000$ on that bitclout shitcoin |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | EQIFi is the first DeFi project powered by Bank |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Fixed Rate Lending |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Variable Rate Lending, interest Rate Swaps |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Tokenomics to give me a boner for a year |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Yield Aggregator, working product , low market cap |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | fuck Brian Goode, told me to use Ledger |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | those Chads, told me to walk my dog |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | didn't know they were joking |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i spent 10$ on gas fee. gone |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | fuck Vitaboy and his shitcoin chain |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | clopped |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | fuck all those degens, send 16" Ladyboys now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | next week, Coach will shill on Banter. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | buying at market is for plebs |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | this is the 3rd time we fucked up |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | even Ivan on Rekt got this coin |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont worry, we have cummies |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i even watched Coach vids |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i clicked like, enter comments, subscribed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | JockTroll |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you Chad, you were fast, your village will eat |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | next time you ape for me, the village depends on you now. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 3,2,1 spinning thing |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | 250x Clopped |
