| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our polling in the North is a little upsetting. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We sent out teams |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to interview voters in these areas |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | to verify their voting intention in the upcoming council elections |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | plus the various assembly elections |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what conclusions did these |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | "interviews" ... give us on their intentions? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...they... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They know that ... we're not ... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're not Socialists, after all. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Luke, Peter, Morgan, David
leave us. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You had one job. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | To make me look good to the media |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and what have you *actually* done? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | (Luke Akehurst needs to pee) |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | (Rachel Reeves comforts Annelise Dodds) |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...success, this haircut means progress, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | this haircut means that I am a grown-up, god-damnit. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you lazy mother fuckers can't even follow orders. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Leader, many of us feel your staff... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My Staff? I've *SEEN* what you think of my staff. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, the Guardian misquoted me... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | When was the last time The fucking Guardian had *ANYTHING* |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | to do with politics? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If any of you wanted to criticise |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | my leadership then you should direct that at me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | rather than act like cowards who attack my staff. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You cowards, you ... you |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | you brief against my staff |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | well maybe what you should do is quit! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Either stop now or have the guts to get out. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We don't need focus groups. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We know Northerners. They like cloth caps. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Whippets and racism! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That is how we will win back |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the red wall of homophobes, transphobes and racists. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They are working class. You can't expect any better from them. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Granville Eckythump and |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Shirley Blackpudding are thick as fuck |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They don't know that we are patronising them. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | (Dodds is fucking losing it here) |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Not unless you tell them. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And you did, didn't you? You showed them all the scam |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and you ruined it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That trick has been pulled. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There will never be another Tony Blair, because even the British public |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | are not so ignorant |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | to fall for that trick twice |
