| 00:00 - 00:03 | The winner trophy and the green jacket for Grasshopper |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Should be here tomorrow morning |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We'll present it to him |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In the square. There'll be blue and white bunting everywhere |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Will you pop down and present the Green Jacket at 4? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No bother, delighted for him |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Great to see the Kaiser is 2nd place for once |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Zino... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Small problem |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Word on the street is you agreed to give him 6 points |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And now he wants your word honoured |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out but for Nelly, Robert, Weshty and the H |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I thought that fucker picked gimps! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Half of our league was full of gimps! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's no wonder I agreed to award him 6 points I thought he'd need 66 |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The dirty tramp |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He even promised me a brown envelope |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If he wins another competition like this |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We'll never hear the end of the cunt |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I told ye not to invite the Murray's to the group |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Zino the Murray's have been friends with us for years |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I could'nt give a fuck!! we NEED to win one thing for a change |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ah Zino.. I'm a Murray myself |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You were exiled years ago Owen by Mixer |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | To the West of Ireland |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Nelly with your "TheChampbeau" shite |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This should have been wrapped up Friday evening |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Instead none of the O' Riordan's are on the podium AGAIN |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Thank god Willie wasn't there, best we'd have finished would have been 5th |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And to top it all off, I have to climb Mushera with the langer next weekend |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 2 hours up AND 2 hours down |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If he mentions this league once I swear I'll fuckin stab him |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And the H with your horrendous 24 points |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least myself and Nelly put up a fight |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And got 62 points each |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Useless |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm bringing in a new law, NO MURRAYS IN ANY FANTASY LEAGUES |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Of course Judas that doesn't apply to you |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At least we've half a chance if you're there |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But those other two down the road from me |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Can start their own league in lawnbowls for all I care |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sorry Jen we need your room for all the trophies |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What am I going to do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll look a right tool in the square presenting this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nelly you're in charge now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The prick... he's telling the truth |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'd do anything to hand this over to just the Grasshopper without Kaiser there |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Looks like I'm going to need a second jacket from Tony's |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | 6 fucking points |
