| 00:00 - 00:05 | I was talking to Paddy in the pub the other day. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He was going on about how well he played. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | There were about a 100 out on the course |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He was buying drinks because he played so well |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I said ... how many points did you have Paddy? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | and did you win a prize? |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | He said ... 40 points ... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | and no, I won sweet FA |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Not worth your while then Paddy I said |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Imagine having 40 points and win FA |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He said, that b.st.rd Mickey came in with 47 |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | 47 I said, what a bandit. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Imagine spending 4 hours |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and win nothing |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | I said ... should have done |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | a targetscore. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | What's that? Paddy said |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Wll, you go to Targetscores and sign up |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | You'll get a realistic number to shoot |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And it doesn't matter if Mick shoots 47 |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | you just shoot your score |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And when you do |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | you collect the prize you get for that |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Between 20 and 200 euros |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | What did Mick get for his 47? |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | A box of Pinnacles? |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I got loads of Pinnacles |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and umbrellas |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | and shoes that don't fit |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | last time I got a T shirt ... |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | a Medium ... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | look at me, a Medium |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Nope, Targetscores for me next time |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Paddy looked like I punched him |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | 47 points, no way Paddy is that good |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | He got pipped |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | You need 45 plus to win |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Not with Targetscores |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | anything between 34 and 41 |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | At least something to play for |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Paddy almost cried |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | There he was all proud of his score |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and he got shafted by that Mick fella |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | forty effing 7 points, bandit |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | well, next time ... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | he'll get his targetscore |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | and he can buy us a drink. |
