00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to the Heerma briefing |
00:04 - 00:05 | We will need to decommission |
00:05 - 00:07 | the Brae Brave and take to Vats |
00:08 - 00:12 | Its the biggest project we have yet undertaken |
00:12 - 00:15 | but we are very confident it can taken to Norway with no delay |
00:17 - 00:19 | I understand there are |
00:19 - 00:21 | some issues with asbestos |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | AF Decomm? |
00:31 - 00:33 | Don't worry we have our best contractor on that |
00:34 - 00:36 | Ethos Environmental |
00:53 - 00:58 | TAQA representatives please leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | ETHOS ENVIRONMENTAL! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Gardner and Carlin's mob?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Don't you know the hell you've went and done? |
01:25 - 01:28 | They'll send some half trained monkeys out here |
01:29 - 01:31 | or guys they've just hired |
01:31 - 01:34 | sit in the tea-shack all day |
01:34 - 01:37 | strut around as if they are |
01:37 - 01:40 | some kind of health and safety police |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, they are complete professionals |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fucking cowboys! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But they did a superb job on the Murchison |
01:48 - 01:52 | Murchison? That cunt Cameron they sent |
01:53 - 01:54 | Liability! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Didn't even go to the job site |
01:57 - 02:00 | only inspection was on the exercise bike seats |
02:00 - 02:03 | after the stewardesses were in the gym |
02:04 - 02:08 | Or that young one, Stevenson |
02:08 - 02:13 | Only thing he didn't pass was the bond! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Bloody analysts |
02:17 - 02:21 | all I hear is "reading slides" |
02:27 - 02:29 | can't even read a book |
02:30 - 02:34 | I just want for once they will send us real professionals, scientists |
02:34 - 02:36 | A microscope that works |
02:41 - 02:42 | Always on the rob |
02:43 - 02:47 | Out here borrowing suits and filters |
02:48 - 02:53 | Trying to cadge our jackets |
02:54 - 02:56 | "Clean areas" |
02:56 - 02:59 | Those manky scottish analysts |
03:00 - 03:02 | can't even clean their own cocks |
03:04 - 03:07 | He didn't mean you Jans |
03:14 - 03:16 | Well we've no choice now |
03:19 - 03:23 | What about that one...Leggate |
03:25 - 03:26 | when's he coming |
03:31 - 03:33 | I remember him from Ekofisk |
03:40 - 03:46 | insisted on smoke tests, kept failing jobs |
03:46 - 03:49 | but at least knew what he was doing |
03:53 - 03:56 | He's going to Africa instead |