00:00 - 00:03 | As you can see there are numerous vape shops nearby |
00:04 - 00:05 | The Malone petrol station |
00:05 - 00:07 | The Centra just up the road |
00:08 - 00:12 | factoring in Stranmillis and the Lisburn Road and the proximity to your house |
00:12 - 00:15 | giving up smoking and moving to vaping should be less challenging |
00:17 - 00:19 | so presumably I don't have to quit until... |
00:19 - 00:21 | ...after I smoke the last rolly I kept last night? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Bob... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Your wife... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Your wife smoked it this morning |
00:34 - 00:36 | She assumed you were throwing the pack away |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Steve, Conor, Sarah, and Tommy |
01:13 - 01:15 | I WAS SAVING THAT ROLLY! |
01:15 - 01:17 | THAT WAS MY LAST FUCKIN ROLLY! |
01:18 - 01:23 | HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BLOODY QUIT SMOKING! |
01:25 - 01:28 | when I can't smoke one last fucking rolly! |
01:29 - 01:31 | its NOT FAIR!!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | ALL YOUR STUPID VAPING PLANS |
01:34 - 01:37 | A WASTE OF TIME |
01:37 - 01:40 | WHEN I CAN'T SMOKE ONCE MORE! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Bob, your wife thought you had finished the pouch. |
01:42 - 01:46 | LIKE FUCK SHE DID! SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Bob, she found it over beside the rubbish. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Yes, I put it there so she wouldn't see it! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I didn't think she would check inside it! |
01:56 - 01:57 | She knows you can't just stop smoking |
01:57 - 02:00 | just like that, cold turkey! |
02:00 - 02:03 | it takes weeks of mental preparation |
02:04 - 02:08 | Perhaps I should wait until after the weekend to start |
02:08 - 02:13 | Or perhaps I should wait until I finish this last pack |
02:14 - 02:16 | or maybe just one last glorious rolly! |
02:17 - 02:21 | yes I'm aware I'm just delaying the inevitable and its just a way of stalling |
02:27 - 02:29 | but I'm not really trying to quit all together |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'm just cutting down, I LIKE smoking, I don't want to give it up |
02:34 - 02:36 | just smoke when I drink... |
02:41 - 02:42 | and with coffees |
02:43 - 02:47 | A DRINK OR A COFFEE IS SHIT WITHOUT A SMOKE |
02:48 - 02:53 | Oh why has my wife put me through this horror! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Oh she knew what she was doing! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Always smoking my smokes! |
03:00 - 03:02 | SHE PREGANT NOT ME! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Ciara, he's not himself. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I'll just go to the shop |
03:19 - 03:23 | and quit after this next packet |
03:25 - 03:26 | you all agree right? |
03:31 - 03:33 | I'm not being unreasonable |
03:40 - 03:46 | or maybe the only way to really quit |
03:46 - 03:49 | is if we all quit at the same time |
03:53 - 03:56 | thats impossible |