| 00:00 - 00:03 | THE PEOPLE OF 60 MINUTES ARE SMEARIN PUBLIX |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | THE YANKEES SAY PUB SUBS SUCK |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | THEY ARE TRYING TO INSTALL WEGMANS |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | HERE ARE THE NEW LOCATIONS FOR WEGMANS |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | THEIR STARTING IN MALARGO |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | THEN MOVING NORTH ORLANDO |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | THEN THEY PLAN TO TAKE OVER LAKE COUNTY |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | THEY SAY THEY HAVE BIG COOKIES |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | THEY SAY ............... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | THEY HAVE A BETTER DELI |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | THEY ARE TRYIN TO NEWYORK UP OUR FLUUDAH |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | WHAT IS WITH THESE WEGMANS COOKIES |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW BIG COULD A COOKIE BE????? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE HAVE PUB SUBS!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND CHICKEN |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WHAT DO U MEAN OUR BREAD HAS AIR POCKETS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | TEACH THESE GIRLS TO WORK MY DOUGH |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | SOMEONE TEACH HOW TO MAKE POTATO SALAD |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IT NEEDS MORE MUSTARD |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHERES MY GREAT GRANDMOTHER |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | SHE KNOWS ALL ABOUT NAZI CULINARY ARTS |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MY FURHER , SHE IS DEAD |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | THEY KNOW YOUR FATHER WAS A NAZI BABY |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEY SAY OUR SUBS SUCK AND LACK FLAVOR |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | MAYBE WE COULD STEAL THE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | VACCINE CONTRACT TO GET PPL IN |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THE STUPID DEMS AND THEIR LITTLE MASKS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WE TRICK THEM INTO OUR STORES |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THEN WE GIVE THEM FREE SAMPLES |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | LIKE THE WIENERS ON STICKS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I WILL NO TLET THESE JEWS TAKE OVER FLUUDAAH |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | DAMN AGING HIPPIES AND THEIR LITTLE MMJ CARDS |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | IF THEY DIDN'T SUPPORT OUR GOVERMENT |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | IDE GAS THEM ALL MY GREAT GREAT GRANDADDY |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | HE LOVED GASSING JEWS |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | YOU BRING THE SYRACUSE KIDS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND THEIR LITTLE DOGS TO |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | YOU FIND NIKKI FRIED |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | AND YOU SLAP THE COUS COUS OUT OF HER |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | HANDS..... THEN YOU BRING ME HER COMPUTER |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | SO I CAN LOOK AT THE NUDES MY FDLE STOLE |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | OF ALL THE JEWS HARD DRIVES |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | WE KEEP STEALING BACK OUR DICK PICS |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | AND THEY KEEP TAKING MORE |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | IVE SHOWN ALL HIS EX |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | WIVES PICTURES TO MY AGENTS |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I HEAR THAT BITCH SUCKS A DICK LIKE A VACCUUM |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I WISH MY WIFE KNEW HOW TO SUCK DICK |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | BUT SHES JUST A DIRTY CUBAN |
