00:00 - 00:03 | The officer arrived within minutes of dispatch |
00:04 - 00:05 | He saw the suspect right away . . . . |
00:05 - 00:07 | and the foot pursuit started here . . . . |
00:08 - 00:12 | and lasted for about 60 meters, before he caught . . . . |
00:12 - 00:15 | and handcuffed the suspect here |
00:17 - 00:19 | And surely the officer issued |
00:19 - 00:21 | the standard soul-eating admonishment? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuehrer . . . . |
00:27 - 00:28 | it's just that . . . . |
00:31 - 00:33 | We are not allowed to eat souls anymore |
00:34 - 00:36 | It's a new rule from to top |
00:53 - 00:58 | Get Peer Support out of here - they're not going to like what I have to say |
01:13 - 01:15 | O! M! G!, dudes! |
01:15 - 01:17 | What kind of crapitude is this?? |
01:18 - 01:23 | I take off a couple weeks for Coronavirus |
01:25 - 01:28 | and come back to this?? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Whose rule is this?? |
01:31 - 01:34 | How do you expect us to run fast now? |
01:34 - 01:37 | What in the world do you expect me to say |
01:37 - 01:40 | to a savage when I'm gaining on him?? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you could just bark at him |
01:42 - 01:46 | What do you think is this!? Amateur hour? |
01:46 - 01:48 | But dog noises can be very intimidating |
01:48 - 01:52 | How do you even call yourself a weekend cop? |
01:53 - 01:54 | You're such a company-man . . . . |
01:56 - 01:57 | with your defense of Admin . . . . |
01:57 - 02:00 | Tell me, sergeant . . . . where did you place |
02:00 - 02:03 | on the lieutenant promotional list? |
02:04 - 02:08 | I have way too many graveyard shifts |
02:08 - 02:13 | ahead of me to be told I can't eat souls anymore |
02:14 - 02:16 | They are just so damn tender & tasty! |
02:17 - 02:21 | And it seems obvious all of you clowns are okay with this! |
02:27 - 02:29 | When I learned Bartman mentored this officer, |
02:30 - 02:34 | I knew the youngster would handle these foot chases correctly |
02:34 - 02:36 | And he did . . . . and now feasting is forbidden |
02:41 - 02:42 | Our tactical roars . . . . |
02:43 - 02:47 | once meant something to each of us . . . . |
02:48 - 02:53 | They showed we were taking care of our streets |
02:54 - 02:56 | & having a little snack along the way, too |
02:56 - 02:59 | I even asked IT for a dispo-code to indicate a soul was eaten |
03:00 - 03:02 | . . . . but Homeless-Involvement was more important! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Relax. You'll get used to those fugly patches |
03:14 - 03:16 | Good hard-working, fun-loving cops . . . . |
03:19 - 03:23 | are gonna have no souls to eat |
03:25 - 03:26 | At a time when . . . . |
03:31 - 03:33 | uniforms are changing, we have no Resort overtime, |
03:40 - 03:46 | & every car stop needs a damn RIPA, |
03:46 - 03:49 | it's just hard to believe we're going to be left so hungry |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm gonna go hang out at Grace Court |