| 00:00 - 00:05 | This fantasy football league Is full of losers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And confused Americans |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | What kind of election do they have?! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | That Donald Trump is their next president |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | By the way, how about that Ivanka? She cannot be his daughter |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | You aint whistlng Dixie! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Anyway
The NFL & FFL are hot messes! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Look at these weekly winners in their league |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Bunch of stugotz |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Somehow the Night Stain won a week |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | The Odor has about as much chance of winning a week
|
| 00:50 - 00:56 | As Nelson Agholor has of catching a football |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | The Oskis are so bad
and cant win a week |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Splash Log has not won a week. |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | SPLASH GOES THE LOG! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | They remind me of the my youth when we kicked cow pies around |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Hoagies suck so bad |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | They just lost Alshon for 4 games |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Another idiot who is eating PEDs |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Hoagie has been carrying Isaiah Crowell for Pete's Sake! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The Dirt under the Doormat |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Has mongoloid fleas in it |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | He has Julio Jone |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Hey, that's not funny. He is good player |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He once had that fatso
|
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Eddie Lacy! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Remember that time he confused his Jeremys?! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | AMD just posted 161 points |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And lost to Kala-paluka |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | John was last seen crying during his bubble bath |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I think the Garys really like each other
a lot! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | How the frig is Tubbs 7-3? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | He just picked up Nick Foles! Oohhhooohooo |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | The Odor's team is worse than the 76ers |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I think Stevie Wonder did the Odors draft |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Odor still has Jizz Rodgers |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | And had a man named Christine |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Hoagies and Odor have most transactions as usual! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Man they suck It's called a draft boys |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Welcome to the Toilet Bowl
.AGAIN! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What else can I say
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| 02:58 - 03:04 | The Night Stain
Is carrying Kirk Cousins |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | He is like a deli meat from Subway |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Oskis have made like 2 moves all year |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | He could not manage his way out of a wet paper bag |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | How the hell are the Mini-Onions 7-3?! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I cant find anything funny to say! |
| 03:34 - 03:35 | I guess the draft really is all luck! |
| 03:37 - 03:38 | That's it that's it. I need a cerveza. |
