| 00:00 - 00:03 | Britain's Dark Knight is making small advances here and here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and their man of steel Kal-el makes slow gains up from the south. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and their man of steel Kal-el makes slow gains up from the south. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Australia's god of thunder and their half son of Zeus... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...work together to compromise our northeast flank. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Mere child's play, our super nazi-ninjas will push them back. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Mere child's play, our super nazi-ninjas will push them back. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we've just... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we've just learned the Norway has deployed Lars Monsen on us. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he is swimming here as we speak. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if you haven't seen Canada på tvers, Nordkalotten 365 or Monsen på villspor, leaver now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | DO YOU REALIZE WHO LARS MONSEN IS!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'LL TELL YOU WHO LARS MONSEN IS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | if lars monsen gets shot today, tomorrow will be the bullet's funeral! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | it's said he can win a staring contest with the sun! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | When Lars Monsen's fever broke, global warming was solved! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | When Lars Monsen's fever broke, global warming was solved! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He can squeeze water from rocks! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He can make fire with his bare hands! Even when its raining! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader, we must release the Kraken at once! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You imbecile, we stole the Kraken from Lars Monsen's aquarium! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, we should test the atomic device! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The atomic device was modeled after Lars Monsen's barbeque. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT IS OVER! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The most traumatic day of my life.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | was not when I learned Santa Claus wasn't real... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | it was when i Learned Lars Monsen was!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Lars Monsen doesn't have feet, he was born with hiking boots! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He was to die five years ago, but Death can't muster the courage to tell him! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I thought the world was in my grasp.. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | but it turns out I'm just another bot scout, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Granted, i own all his movies |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But i wanted to be the alpha male of the universe for a change,,, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | .. to take it to a higher level. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | who was i kidding? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | there was no higher level... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I see that now, only here at the end! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And that Kal-el only gets his power by wearing Lars Monsen's pajamas. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Imagine the things I could have accomplished just by wearing Lars Monsen's pajamas. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I could have flown all around with that cape! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Breathe, find that happy place. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | None of that matters now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i just wish i had a time machine, i would.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ..go back and prevent my own birth. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and Trump's. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wish Lars Monsen would've embraced my vision and my formula for the superior Aryan race. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Cause after all... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | it Required his DNA. |
