| 00:00 - 00:01 | GG. |
| 00:00 - 00:05 | I met a random online and I told him "hey man, join my lobby for a 1v1" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "It'll be quick" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | I sent 3 game invites. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He instantly joined thinking to himself that this was going to be an easy match. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then he said he plays ranks! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Apparently he never lost once! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Guess what I did next. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I then set the map to Erosion! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Erosion. |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He didn't even know who I was either because I wasn't on my main account at the time. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He wouldn't even shut up about ranks. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | He kept saying he was the greatest and no one can beat him! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | So then I decided to... |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | ...So then I decided to start blocking spawns. |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | He's clueless! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | This kid |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | got pieced up |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | He couldn't even take a single step out his spawn. |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He was already down 10-0 within 1 minute of the match. |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I even had a thermal sight. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | He couldn't handle it anymore. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I then checked to see his rank in the leaderboards. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I couldn't believe it. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He was ranked 7th! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | He backs out |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | and he spams me. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | It's his host and now we're playing terminal. |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | The poor thing muted his mic. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Silent. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | You can tell he's about to try. |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I noticed the red dot in my radar. |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | He's really not moving. He's scared for his life! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I get closer and tell him I'm peeking. He believed me but I hit him with the snake, killing him off televisions. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Are killcams on? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yea killcam was on. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Now I'm standing in hallway, setting up an infinite. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He's running to crates! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | He doesn't even know what I'm about to do. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Did he make it to crates? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | He was taking his time, making sure I wouldn't get him. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I'm just patiently waiting for him to show that big head of his. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I'm not worried at all. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Then I wallbanged him first try. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | He's watching killcam again. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | He ends the game and signs out from PSN. |
