| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lino, we are here to plan fake Christmas |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have narrowed down the houses |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To Bekkis here, yours here,or Ellies here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Depending on whos parents are in |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But somewhere in Gosforth will be free |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We wont have to travel far |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have some bad news |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Molly is insistsing on |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Being quizmaster |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You're shitting me? Thomas. Cal and Nat. Stay. Everyone else out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT FUCKING MOLE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How is she still running it? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is a disaster. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Every fucking year |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The same question |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We all fucking know its Ishmail |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She thought the capital of America |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Was New York for fucks sake |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer Hollie thought it was New York too |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give two shits! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, it will still be a fun event. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't give me that shit, arguments every year |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What vegetables |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Year after year |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Someone always says fucking Brussels |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm sick of it |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What kind of Gateaus |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Profiterole or nothing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's all we can agree on |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And some fucker always insists on picking them off the top |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Its enough to make you go vegan |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm Lindsay Campbell |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not that boring bitch Lauren Birch |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the cooking |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm always starving, Molly is always late |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We know you're not at the bus stop, stop pretending |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't get me started on the Yorkshires |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If anyone dares to suggest home cooked |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Everyone knows Aunt Bessies or nothing |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Ellie your Yorkshire puddings were great |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least everyone will turn up in costumes |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't wait to see how much effort everyone has put in |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Especially TK |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not just a teatowel |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now I am going to go for a shit |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe a tinny too |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The sesh is all I have left |
