00:00 - 00:03We are just downloading artwork from the client's ftp site
00:04 - 00:05Apparently it is completely print ready
00:05 - 00:07It has come from a client here, clearly marked on the map
00:08 - 00:12We have been promised all files in CMYK
00:12 - 00:15We have been told with a 3mm bleed from this client here
00:17 - 00:19No more that 270% ink coverage?
00:19 - 00:21Any Pantones?
00:24 - 00:26The artwork is not print ready...
00:27 - 00:28It is set in Word
00:31 - 00:33With no bleed & RBG
00:34 - 00:36We were told that this pdf would be print ready
00:53 - 00:58Everyone but the Sales Team are to leave
01:13 - 01:15I don't think I can take this anymore
01:15 - 01:17Why do people think they can do our job, better than us
01:18 - 01:23I am fed up of fixing people's files
01:25 - 01:28The printers think pre-press are idiots
01:29 - 01:31Secretaries setting artwork!
01:31 - 01:34How can they get it so wrong
01:34 - 01:37Not another bloody file set it Microsoft Word
01:37 - 01:40Or Serif Plus
01:40 - 01:42We did give them print specifications
01:42 - 01:46If I here, it looks OK on my screen, one more time?
01:46 - 01:48They assured me it would be print ready
01:48 - 01:52Don't people use Quark anymore?
01:53 - 01:54Microsoft Bloody Publisher
01:56 - 01:57Fifteen pantones!
01:57 - 02:00Some uncoated some coated!
02:00 - 02:03No fucking bleed!
02:04 - 02:08Or artwork 2mm from edge of the trim line!
02:08 - 02:13Can you make amends to the supplied pdf?
02:14 - 02:16Why can't they just send it correct in the first place?
02:17 - 02:21The artwork is 5 days late, yet they still want it tomorrow?
02:27 - 02:29No fonts embedded!
02:30 - 02:34Fucking photos from the internet!
02:34 - 02:36Spelling mistakes!
02:41 - 02:42No allowance for the folds!
02:43 - 02:47Who cares what the Hex code is
02:48 - 02:53Can you just amend this...
02:54 - 02:56Can you just amend that...
02:56 - 02:59And we have quoted the job as print ready!
03:00 - 03:02RGB! How many times. Bloody RBG!
03:04 - 03:07It's OK, we have Publisher.
03:14 - 03:16PNG files, WTF is a PNG file!
03:19 - 03:23Just cause they won't pay us a few quid
03:25 - 03:26A few quid
03:31 - 03:33It's not fair, I can't take it anymore
03:40 - 03:46I used to proud of my trade
03:46 - 03:49Now idiots buy a PC and they think they are printers
03:53 - 03:56Bring back letterpress