| 00:01 - 00:07 | Welcome all to the new year and new pay |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Your pay has been worked out carefully by our industry leading accountants |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | we have decided to pay extra tax |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | because to make society better |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | this means donating more of your pay |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Our great leaders are happy with your compulsory donation |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | You will be happy to hear |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | that we reducing the unnecessary |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | time off we give each year |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | This gets in the way of our work / life balance policy |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | so say goodbye to your loved ones, tell them that |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | we appreciate and love you and donations more. Hail the leaders! |
