| 00:00 - 00:03 | Thank you for coming on short notice at 4AM |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Carvel has opened 2 locations |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in the SouthEast and West of Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Cookie Puss ice cream cake is a big hit. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We love the 'carmel' filling |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You mean 'caramel', right? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Carmel is incorrect. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes, Sir. However in actuality |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We prefer 'carmel' |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | "Caramel" has a extra syllable. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | "Carmel" is easier to pronounce |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you say "caramel" |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual F$%&! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Too lazy to pronounce the word entirely! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Are you teenagers texting?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You cut up words to look cool?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Have you ever been to a Carvel? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's dated and depressing. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Cookiepuss is deritive and unoriginal. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Who thought of the name Cookie Puss?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir "carmel" is different, it sets it apart. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you guys f@#$ing adults? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we appreciate the branding. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What are you guys influencers now? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Seriously?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We are not selling ice cream. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do you remember your day job? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Is this really too much to ask?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You are not teenagers texting. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We don't shorten words to be cool. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Are you guys adults? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | 'Naw' takes longer to text than No! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You are not poets. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Don't take artistic liberty's because you "feel like it" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You're a general, Remember! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How can I respect you? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How the hell did you decide to change the language? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What genius came up with LOL? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Nothing is that funnty. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | While I'm at it, you need to |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Stop "axing" me a question |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He get's like this when he is costipated. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All of you, not Y'all |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What's the point, your feelings get hurt over nothing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Participation trophy? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sounds like that what all of you want |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Remember walking to school in the snow? Without shoes? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Those were the days... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please bring in my therapist |
