00:00 - 00:05 | DNC calls an urgent meeting... |
00:05 - 00:07 | Everyone piles in to listen |
00:07 - 00:10 | We're all wondering - What the hell? |
00:10 - 00:13 | They say BLM is past the breaking point |
00:14 - 00:17 | Nancy Pelosi demands silence and makes her announcement... |
00:18 - 00:26 | We rigged Biden & Kamala over Bernie Sanders to represent Black "interests" |
00:29 - 00:31 | Biden & Kamala! |
00:31 - 00:34 | Kamala's massive Black incarcerations!!! |
00:38 - 00:40 | Biden's anti-Black 1994 Crime Bill |
00:41 - 00:47 | we worked their votes good! |
00:47 - 00:50 | and not only that |
00:52 - 00:56 | Kamala's not even Black! |
00:57 - 00:59 | imagine when these muppets get arrested |
00:59 - 01:02 | They think the cops will be defunded |
01:03 - 01:06 | We're taxing them more! For what they damaged |
01:06 - 01:08 | It's a win - win |
01:12 - 01:14 | Their support was invaluable |
01:14 - 01:16 | Imagine being a Black on the street |
01:16 - 01:20 | You won't walk by a bicycle, purse, or car without a cop eyeing you |
01:22 - 01:26 | Forget Black-owned businesses |
01:33 - 01:36 | We shut those down from here to Uganda |
01:36 - 01:40 | Can't even pay the loans we made them take |
01:41 - 01:44 | We'll let them open after the inauguration of course... |
01:44 - 01:47 | Be open like Wal-Mart. You know... |
01:47 - 01:49 | Once we're clear of Trump |
01:49 - 01:53 | After we 'handle' that election of course |
01:53 - 01:56 | We've got help with DC, Atlanta, and Chicago mayors |
01:56 - 01:58 | Once Stacey Abrams sings in GA, it's all over |
01:58 - 02:03 | Biden has a little voice in his earpiece. Tells him what to do. |
02:05 - 02:07 | Blacks think it's a Black person. |
02:08 - 02:11 | It's a Chinese spy from Kowloon |
02:11 - 02:13 | Same spy got Mitch McConnell to destroy the GOP |
02:15 - 02:17 | We didn't think it was possible |
02:17 - 02:20 | But he bartered for some turtle shell earrings for his Chinese wife, and done! |
02:21 - 02:26 | Honestly, with Alyssa Milano supporting us, I didn't think we needed Republicans |
02:26 - 02:29 | but they saw what we raked in from BLM and wanted some of the action |
02:29 - 02:32 | I have enough to pay for my last two divorces and buy an island |
02:36 - 02:39 | I wish we didn't have to wait every 4 years for this |
02:40 - 02:42 | I adore Black folk |
02:50 - 02:55 | They've been great for my bank account |
02:56 - 02:58 | Did the DNC have much money before? |
02:58 - 03:04 | Only what could be laundered through stimulus bills, |
03:04 - 03:09 | but you don't get near 100% return on laundered money, |
03:09 - 03:11 | but BLM donations are full take home cash. |
03:16 - 03:20 | You oughtta get in on it Gerardo |
03:23 - 03:26 | Maybe start something with the Mexicans? |
03:31 - 03:36 | See if they send the money they worked for? |