| 00:00 - 00:03 | Thank you all for coming. I regret to inform you, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | critical supplies of food |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | were intercepted by Allied dogs south of Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Soldiers are confiscating food from the civilian population for now, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and slaughtering livestock from nearby farms. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's a small setback. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Katka's shipment of Svickova will arrive shortly. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The shipment.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The shipment was allegedly eaten by a bear named Stepan. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We suspect Katka to be a Soviet spy. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not involved in this operation, get out. Leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is profane! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You promised me Svickova! Profane! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You told me that Katka makes the best Svickova in all the world! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now we have nothing. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Our troops won't survive without food! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You're a disgrace to the Wehrmacht and the Waffen-SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You did not even provide security for the Svickova! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Then you tell me it was eaten by a bear. With a name! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, the bear was Katka's protection. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You trusted a bear not to eat the Svickova?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, we could not spare any troops. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No excuses! Clearly you are unfit to manage a lemonade stand! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You failed! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If we weren't at war, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you'd all be severely punished. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | People have been tortured and shot for less! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The Press will say that a young Czechoslovakian woman outsmarted Hitler! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A vital shipment of food devoured not by enemy forces, but by one bear! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It boggles the mind! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I bragged to world leaders that I had the best Svickova, even to Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is a colossal fuck-up. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My reputation, and the reputation of Germany, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | is at stake. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Total disaster. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Never in my life have I witnessed such a failure! I expected better of you! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You will have this Katka teach the women how to make Svickova. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Slaughter the remaining cows. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Prepare the sauce and bake the bread. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And maybe we won't starve to death! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I made us some Svickova. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We must move forward. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | You created this mess and now you must fix it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or else.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ..it's off to the front line. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | In the meantime, call up Adolph's Pizzeria in Berlin. Order us some pizzas. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell them it's for me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pepperoni, extra cheese. |
