| 00:00 - 00:03 | Current strategy is to fight the banana road, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and capture the hill to the East. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Deploy your heavies here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You should win Himmlesdorf no problem. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Watch out for light tanks on the railway line. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. Joseph Winston and Beni |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and the gang are playing tonight. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | World of Tanks Console... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | World of Tanks Console have released update 6.0. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The game is absolutely fucked. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will all clan members planning on playing tonight, please remain. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 3 of you???!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fucking 3 of you??!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have a clan of hundreds, and I am left with 3 World of Tanks apologist fucktards!!!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the holy fuck have they done to the game??!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Useless wankers..... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | When I find out who is responsible for this, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I will gouge their eyes out... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and skull fuck them!!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher, it was Paingod... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That fucking idiot? He needs adult supervision to put on a fucking hat! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, he is a genius. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He is a fucking gaping arsehole, with a goatee!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck me!!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We asked for balanced matchmaking, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and he gave us fucking Mercenaries!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We asked for better vehicle balancing, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and he gave us fucking Hotwheels!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We asked for more maps, and he gave us fucking reskins like fucking Sunset fucking Coast!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ..and don't get me fucking started on Fucking WWE!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He is a more fucking deluded wanker than Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I hope Winston and Benito can scrape together |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | enough players for tonight, otherwise I have to do a striptease on |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Tik Tok tonight with Winston. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Have you seen the size of my manhandle??!!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's bigger than Paingods, but it looks like a pressed stud compared to Winstons. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Winstons knob is a wonder to behold...A truly magnificent organ!!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He's hung like a fucking donkey!!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's so magnificent.... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He can use it for a fucking belt!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sure Paingod hasn't got a tiny cock.... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think I have just shit myself. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That's another pair of leopard print budgie smugglers ruined. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Spare pair anyone...??? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No?...Fucking marvellous! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Well....there is nothing else for it. We have a choice of Warwankers, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or Armoured fuckwits.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking bollocks.... |
