00:00 - 00:03 | We have completely cornered the ear saver market |
00:04 - 00:05 | in ABQ. Its time to expand |
00:05 - 00:07 | I suggest we start here |
00:08 - 00:12 | And start distributing to hospitals |
00:12 - 00:15 | Nurses love free shit that feeds their ego |
00:17 - 00:19 | We will start with a limited |
00:19 - 00:21 | production and make them jealous of each other |
00:24 - 00:26 | There is one problem |
00:27 - 00:28 | The 3d printers |
00:31 - 00:33 | The printers stopped working yesturday |
00:34 - 00:36 | They have some sort of glitch |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you are going to say "I told you so" -get out |
01:13 - 01:15 | That's why I wanted to get a good |
01:15 - 01:17 | quality 3d printer |
01:18 - 01:23 | But nooo we had to get Cheap crap from china! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Since day one we have had to change out parts that |
01:29 - 01:31 | Were still cheap crap from Amazon |
01:31 - 01:34 | But at least it was not as bad. |
01:34 - 01:37 | we spent the last year trying to figure out how to |
01:37 - 01:40 | reprogram the damn thing Only to find out |
01:40 - 01:42 | I have no Idea what the hell I am doing |
01:42 - 01:46 | Hours of youtube videos |
01:46 - 01:48 | Yes but lets be positive you're learning a new... |
01:48 - 01:52 | I am positive! I am always fucking positive |
01:53 - 01:54 | And a pleasure to be around |
01:56 - 01:57 | From the start there has been one |
01:57 - 02:00 | problem after another with this Chinese crap causing |
02:00 - 02:03 | me to buy more and more cheap parts. The communist are |
02:04 - 02:08 | draining my bank account faster than my ex wife! |
02:08 - 02:13 | And now that I finally get recognition from the boss |
02:14 - 02:16 | The F@#% printers all go down at once |
02:17 - 02:21 | Now I have to get even more cheap crap and start from scratch |
02:27 - 02:29 | Do you know how much trigonometry |
02:30 - 02:34 | Is used in coding these things? I never passed algebra |
02:34 - 02:36 | I was lucky to fake my way through fractions |
02:41 - 02:42 | Now I am a prisoner of YouTube |
02:43 - 02:47 | and have to listen to these nerds pretending to be cool |
02:48 - 02:53 | With their over caffeinated energy and their stupid |
02:54 - 02:56 | "lets get started" openers |
02:56 - 02:59 | Seriously they cant find another thing to say?! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Never before in history have so many had So much to say about so little |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok just re-Edit that part out |
03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted to do something nice |
03:19 - 03:23 | and see everyone wearing ear savers |
03:25 - 03:26 | It was like a game to me |
03:31 - 03:33 | and see how many people would ear my brand |
03:40 - 03:46 | To stay relevant |
03:46 - 03:49 | There is only one way to fix this |
03:53 - 03:56 | Order 2 more printers |