| 00:00 - 00:03 | Than all of you for coming to see His Majesty at 4 AM |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Carvel opened in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | southeast & west of Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A semantic quagmire has begun. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Because of Carvel's advertising |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You mean "carmel" |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Instead of "caramel" |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes your majesty |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We prefer "carmel" |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | "Caramel" has a extra syllable. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | "Carmel" is easier to pronounce |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you say "caramel" |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you too lazy to pronounce the word entirely! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What are you teenagers texting? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You cut up words to look cool |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Have you ever had Carvel? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Cookiepuss looks like my little sister |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What the fuck is a Coookiepuss! A mascot?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Are you guys fucking adults? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir c"armel" is different, it sets it apart. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Carmel is a place in Upstate New York. Have you been? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | With the war, I don't really have free time. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're a general have a soldiers escort your kids there. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How old are you? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Are you educated? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Or do you get your words from a cereal box? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You're not a poet, don't take 'artistic" liberties |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How the hell did you decide to change the language? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What do you do in your free time? Play abbreviated scrabble? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Makes me sick! We are not heathens! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Have you been to the Carvel on Roosevelt in Woodside? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's an absolute shit show. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And let me ask you this; who fucking says LOL? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Nothing is that funny to laugh out loud! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And "axing" me a question! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have a very clear idea of what an ax does. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do you any of you? Or have you forgotten your day job?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | "Naw" does not mean No! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It actually takes longer to text "naw" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's about efficiency, w/o shortcuts on grammar. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He get's cranky when he is constipated |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All of you, not "Y'all" |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What's the point, your feelings get hurt over nothing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Participation trophy? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Sounds like that what all of you want. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Remember walking to school in the snow? Without shoes? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Those were the days. Those were the days |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I am going to call my therapist. |
