| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are all set up for our meeting tonight |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our members and guests will join soon |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Through our Zoom link |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are now preparing to open the meeting |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we will officially start in 15 minutes |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, I will have all the roletakers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ready for a quick briefing then |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My president |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our Toastmaster of the evening |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our Toastmaster of the evening is still nowhere to be seen |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have no one to host the meeting |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're not part of the executive committee, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW MANY TIMES? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How many times did I tell you to always check with the role takers? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And what do we get now? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A TME that ditches us at the last minute |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Not even the SAA is ready to welcome the guests |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Give me one reason to not cancel every single meeting |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | for the next month or two |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My president you know how hard at work I am |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then tell me why none of the guests were introduced yet? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My president, I was having connection problems |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You and your weekly connection excuses |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'M NOT STUPID! |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | You all try to take advantage of how nice |
| 01:59 - 02:00 | and easygoing I am |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Thinking that I'm too blind to spot your failures |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then comes our miserable VPPR |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She can't even remember to post our meetings online as per scheduled |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just how hard can it actually be |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'd rather take all those roles myself and do a oneman show |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just had one vision |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | One vision, a club that had no other equivalent |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | An advanced club |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And for what |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For committee members that don't even know how run a single meeting properly |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What am I supposed to do with this entire mess? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I actually know what to do |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Let's do a last minute TME |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And see how hard the attendees will laugh at us |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Ana, we will have Table Topics at least |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is how it ends all then |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is all sad after all this effort |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I must quit |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Move to Rotary |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Call an Execom meeting to end this all |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | For once and for all |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Put my name for Table Topics though |
