| 00:00 - 00:03 | I believe everyone is in Discord, so we may begin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You know the drill |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everyone join the terrorist side |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Be sure to change your Steam name and Avatar |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Tonight, we praise Taylor Swift in all her glory |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Remember to press F1 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We must votekick any randos |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Valve, uhh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Valve has nerfed the votekick system in CS:GO |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Group votekicks will get us banned |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who aren't true T-Swifties should leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My rare loot boxes |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My hard-earned pixel monies |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All of the booze, six-packs, and Friday nights we've spent on this game |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And all the recruits we've met |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We even invited Taco |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We never invite teenagers |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You Can't Join, my ass |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Who can't join? Teenagers sure can |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dave took him under his wing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I didn't realize we were a fucking daycare |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He was really cool, though |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Cool? Do you know what else is cool? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A witch's tit in a brass bra |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Where will we go now? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Epic games can blow me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | with Fortnite and their bullshit exclusives |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Nobody wants to game with us anyway |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Anthony is alt-tabbed and his servers are always down |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and Burn's VPN doesn't even work |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I just want to play games and fuck with people |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I make 72.5 as you all know |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Companies want me so badly |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They even hire movers for me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Kyle... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He just watches animes and stirs his drinks with a fucking steak knife |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't even want to see his waifu pillow collection |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If it weren't for Gaben |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and his glorious seasonal sales |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We could all be playing Apex instead |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Origin sucks, that will never happen |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My tummy hurts |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What the fuck is that smell? |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Even Dave can smell it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Smells like ham |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm so hungry I could eat my weight in club sandwiches |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Someone get me some Jimmy Johns |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I heard they were freaky fast |
