| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you're aware Monty's BDAY is today. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The surprise party |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | was to take place at this park |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We arranged for face painting, cotton candy, and techno |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The dunk tank was to be stationed over here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Looks acceptable... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What time do the guests arrive? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We can't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can't have the party because of COVID-19. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's also raining and cold. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people are excused: Jessica, Jojo, Liz, and Meatball. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This was going to be a dope ass party! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | With a bunch of dope ass people! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Are you shitting me that people can't wear masks and distance? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I thought this COVID shit was over |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What are we supposed to do now? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We've been screwing around planning for hours |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I didn't even get him a gift. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now there's no party. He's gonna be pissed! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we can get him something on Amazon Prime |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | His Birthday is today! Not tomorrow shit for brains! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, they do same day delivery. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's after 5pm twat face. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're totally fucked. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I told you morons weeks ago |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we should be social distancing |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | not talking about which strippers to hire. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And what about the miniature ponies we rented? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who's going to get my deposit back from those carny bastards? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's $500 down the drain... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I could have used that money to buy Monty a signed portrait of my friend Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted to do something nice. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What kind of gift do you get when it's so last minute? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Without him knowing it's half-assed. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm so tired of.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | this fucking pandemic bullshit nonsense. It ruins everyhing! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You have to plan every little step far into the future |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | God forbid you forget something... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | you're totally fucked. Up shit creek. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Everything is closed or out of business! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Biden is president now. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose i could get on the Google |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What do I search for? What does he like? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | PS4? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A gift card is a thought. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That's the type of gift you give when you have no imagination. Give me a break. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He deserves better. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll think of something. |
