| 00:01 - 00:07 | Dear Glorious residents of Fernhill in Arklow |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | ADY DOYLE AND HIS WIFE HAVE CLEANED UP THE PLACE AT LAST |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | HE BUILT A GAY WINDMILL AND PAINTED A BIKE YELLOW |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | HE CUT THE HEDGE AND THE GRASS |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | AND SOME MIDERSBLE CUNTS MADE NO DONATION |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU FUCKING CHEAPSKATES |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | BUT ADY GOT A LAWNMOWER ANYWAY DO FUCK YA |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | OAKLANDS AND KNOCKENRAHAN MUST BE SICK |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | AND AS FOR WOODLANDS THEY ARE ROTTEN |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | ADY AND HIS WIFE WILL GO DOWN AS LEGENDS |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | SO GET UP OFF YOUR HOLE AND HELP THEM |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Praise ADY THE LEGEND HE IS OUR HERO |
