00:00 - 00:03 | We have been on the back of a good run of form. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Since the new year |
00:05 - 00:07 | We only dropped points at Palace |
00:08 - 00:12 | Winning 4 out of 5 games. |
00:12 - 00:15 | We reman well on couse to reman a mediocre force in the league |
00:17 - 00:19 | After we beat Southampton... |
00:19 - 00:21 | we can talk about the league. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Im afraid to say but |
00:27 - 00:28 | Southampton beat us |
00:31 - 00:33 | One nill but it could have been more. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They fucking raped us out there. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't own an Arsenal shirt leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | They are fucking hopeless |
01:15 - 01:17 | Inconsistent and average! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Just the other day I was boasting to Rab this was our cup! |
01:25 - 01:28 | The cup we can't stop winning. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Record winners. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Now you say we lost to a bunch of gay sailors. |
01:34 - 01:37 | What are we going to do now? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Europa League? Well? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Last time we tried that Chelsea won |
01:42 - 01:46 | You mean wanked all over us. |
01:46 - 01:48 | We were in it till the second half. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Yes then Giroud scores and we fell apart. |
01:53 - 01:54 | And he was our player! |
01:56 - 01:57 | They get him and we get Willian |
01:57 - 02:00 | He's as old as my granny |
02:00 - 02:03 | and as effective. |
02:04 - 02:08 | No the cup was our best chance to win something. |
02:08 - 02:13 | This is whats happened to the invincibles |
02:14 - 02:16 | We are a cup team nothing more! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Not more than a month or two we were in a relegation fight. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Win a few games we think we are great. |
02:30 - 02:34 | But everyone knows we are shit. |
02:34 - 02:36 | We haven't got the funds . |
02:41 - 02:42 | Since we built the Emirates |
02:43 - 02:47 | We have had fuck all money |
02:48 - 02:53 | Sure we bought Pepe but so what. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Whats the use in buying one man |
02:56 - 02:59 | Abramovich can go out and buy a whole new team if he wants. |
03:00 - 03:02 | We will never be a great team again. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok there's always the Carabao cup |
03:14 - 03:16 | Put all my old tops on ebay |
03:19 - 03:23 | I'm done with football |
03:25 - 03:26 | Its over |
03:31 - 03:33 | I'll take up golf instead |
03:40 - 03:46 | Get me Gareth Bales number |
03:46 - 03:49 | I don't care if he's a Yid . I'll book a tee time. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I need a drink. |