| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have completed the whip round |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will choose a suitable gift |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | maybe a nice checked shirt |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And some smart red cords |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we will deliver the present here using Matts van. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And then well all leap out |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | For the surprise party |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Im afraid |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Im afraid |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is no surprise party |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | With COVID,we cant party |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who are not true Pot Blacks, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That is unfair! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It is so fucking unfair! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have been looking forward to his 60th birthday party for months! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All the men at one end of the room |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And the women somewhere else |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | London Pride by the gallon |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Talking complete bollocks all night |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Maybe some nice steaks on the barbecue |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But were not allowed, its the rules |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck the rules, I want a party |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we could be caught and fined |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Theres never a policeman in Woodchurch |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All those years |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All those wasted years |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Of listening to Elwyns stories |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fucking fishing in Iceland |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Going shooting with Murph |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And golf! My god! The fucking golf! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And what about him going on about Wales |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And thinking that they have a decent rugby team |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least I thought we would get |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A decent party out of him |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | See him put his hand in his pocket |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Drink his red wine |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And then move onto the port and a little bit of cheese |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He might have even got some Twiglets in. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now we have nothing to look forward to |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Just more boring weekends doing Zoom quizzes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And watching Dancing on Ice |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry Gina its not your fault |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | To think that Elwyn is going to 60 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And there wont be a party |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is beyond |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My comprehension |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I suppose we can look on the bright side |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we have our annual skiing trip to look forward to |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Mooservirt here I come. |
