| 00:00 - 00:03 | Comms have published the Eat for Free press release |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's gone to all media outlets |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We've had good coverage here... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've had calls from Peston, Marr and Newsnight. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's in the Recorder and the national press. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what are they saying |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | about ME in all this? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Well... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They're saying poor kids won't go to bed hungry. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That Newham Council's saved their children. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need to speak to Comms. Henry. Sally. Jess. Stay behind. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The tweet was not about me. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Their hero. The one true leader. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You incompetent imbeciles. How could you be so reckless? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is not about a Newham Council decision. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is not about children. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is about my mayoralty, my leadership. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | This entire u-turn was about saving my skin. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It wasn't to feed children. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, think of Newham's families. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I care not about them, why should I? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, they elected you. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And now they expect free food too? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And free parking? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've given them a referendum. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I've given them Towards a Better Newham. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've given them EIGHT pillars. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And still the comms is unacceptable. Where are the social graphics? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do I have to design them myself? On my mobile phone app? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | In mango yellow?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I am tired of repeating myself. I get worse press than Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's you who has failed me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm owed two years. Two years of good comms |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and you will give it to me. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Two years |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The previous administration never had to suffer this shit. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | So why must I face such disappointment? Such neglect? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why am I left to do everything myself? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I get my friends from VCCP in to help rebrand, at huge cost. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I've saved you from appalling recruitment errors. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, you're too junior for her to speak to. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe the Committee Model would be best. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe I'm not the Mayor I thought I was. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Poor Newham. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Henry, you should leave. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can still turn this around. With a scheduled series of social media content tagging me. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And my Dear Resident letter. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And that's the final, final. |
