| 00:00 - 00:04 | Duck season! Duck season |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Rabbit season! |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Duck season! Duck season! |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | Deer season! |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | Duck season! Duck season I say! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | My 12gauge go Boom Boom Boom! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I make a big stinky boom boom |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | Big boom |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | That's what she said |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Yeah your mom did say that |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | My mom? She's our mom silly pants |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Her boobies taste good |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | The left is MINE! All of it! |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | The bigger the better |
