| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Michigan Wolverines football program has |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | degenerated into a 3rd rate |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Cirque du Soleil troupe. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There is a report they are performing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | on unicycles at a wedding in Kerrytown. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Harbaugh will be gone at the |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | end of the year. Football will be back. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | This morning |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Harbaugh signed an extension that will keep him |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | in Ann Arbor through 2025. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I sharted... it's wafting quickly... and it stinks worse than Michigan football. |
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