| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ryan: Danny, Aurelius has been captured |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He is bound and gagged |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He is in a cart travelling East |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The big bad is taunting you with your own orb |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And your allies are nowhere to be seen |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No matter, I cut my bindings |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And Misty Step away |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Danny... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Im sorry but... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have taken both your arcane focuses |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You can only cast cantrips |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who wears slippers when I explicitly ask them to be barefoot for the whole weekend, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Im an all powerful wizard |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Yet I cant break out of some flimsy ropes? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can foresee the future |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Sunder the earth if i so wish |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Yet some zombie bastard can spend £5 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | At the fantasy equivalent of B&Q |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Im rendered useless!?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Its what anybody would do to a powerful wizard |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | This is a fantasy game, not real life |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Even your game is based on realism and immersiveness |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Im a Luvvie, of course my game is OTT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Thats no excuse! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These are entry level skeletons |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They should be fireball fodder |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Yet for some god forsaken reason |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I cant escape them!? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And every time I try to do something cool |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Theres some bullshit reason why I cant! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then the bastard teleports away just as Im about to get my vengeance! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What do you want from me, DM? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I tried to be the hero your campaign deserves! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I saved the city! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I did well. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And yet this is my reward for trying to do the right thing? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | No fireball, no chromatic orb |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should beat you to death |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With your own fucking slippers! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Since theres nothing else I can do! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Emily, hes not always this salty |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I know it should annoy me so much. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Its a good story arc. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Im fine |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Its just frustrating, you know? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just want something to go my way this session! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Why couldnt it have been Wick who was captured? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That would have been some funny shit. |
