| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sean and Dan can look like they are cutting wood here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Gordy can bang a wall up here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Adam throw some steps up over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Callum give Gordy a hand here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Heath you do the dangerous stuff here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes I will go up the ladders |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And fix the roof wires |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ok Heath off you go |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Heath I am |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sorry to tell you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The tv cameras were here |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right you fuckers ...get the fuck out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The fucking shithouses, the fucking what |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It should be me on the fucking tv |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not them two twats |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I am fucking livid |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why them....why |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am the good looking one |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And they end up on bastard telly |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That has fucked me off |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Heath pal |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dont fucking pal me you cunt |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You once said pal |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I never fucking did |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Never |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Never |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How fucking dare you |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Anyway it should be me on fucking telly |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Look at this gorgeous face |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I was made for fucking tv |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And those two get their ugly mugs |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | On fucking spotlight |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I will tell you something |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have been on tv so many fucking times |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I must say |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I was born to be a star |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not those fucking southern fairies |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They wouldnt last two minutes up't north |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No not even one minute |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No fucking marys pasties up there |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just proper meat and tatty pies |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | With mussy peas and gravy |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Covered in vinegar |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Proper put hairs on your chest |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And now I will have to |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Put up with Dan going on and on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | About when he was on bastard tv |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I wouldnt mind if he was doing something |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And not just standing around like a cock |
