| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's a small town in the North |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | just outside Manchester |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but still 10 years behind Bolton |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Quite close to Dirty Leeds |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Yes, Leeds, who have won everything twice |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What are you saying? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Why am I interested in Barnsley? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Not Barnsley. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's Burnley |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They played Jurgen's Liverpool |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The home record has gone. We lost 1 nil |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You Bald Dyche look a like and your two long ball lovers stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The home record has gone |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | how the F**ck can this be happening |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Hoof Ball. F***ing Hoof Ball |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet it was f**King Wood |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | he's always offside |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Jurgen FLOP Great manager my arse |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I told Jurgen to sign Barnes |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's Austrain and a sh*thouser |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It was Barnes who scored |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you shi*ing me? The sh*thouser |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No, a penalty. Mike Dean. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuc*ing Dean. I KNEW it. Tranmere Git |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That B*stard Dyche |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Strutting around |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | In his black SS trench coat |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Bullshi* talk about fine margins |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Touch and Go.. my arse |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They are footballing dinosaurs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That bloke from Arsenal was right |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Ant Footballing b*stards |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can take some heart |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Jurgen has strength and bravery |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | he will have taken down Dyche in the tunnel |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That football fool Southgate |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Has sold us down the river |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Pope, Mee, Tarkovski |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All to sh*t for England are they? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Jurgen you underestimated them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Out performed by a pub team and the bald bouncer |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. Dyche didn't chin Jurgen at half time |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You will be telling me next that Burnley |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | have been bought out |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | by Americans |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | by Mormons |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We move on. There is no shame |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we were.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Dyched |
