00:00 - 00:03 | Northampton, it must be somewhere round here. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Why the hell Northampton ? |
00:05 - 00:07 | Somewhere rural, I'm thinking. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Travels to Burnley daily ? |
00:12 - 00:15 | Yes, Sir, straight on to the motorway. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Alone, no bodyguards ? |
00:19 - 00:21 | No minders ? |
00:24 - 00:26 | To be honest, Sir, he doesn't.. |
00:27 - 00:28 | need any... |
00:31 - 00:33 | He's a bloody hardcase. |
00:34 - 00:36 | I wouldn't take him on... |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't think I could kick his backside, just go. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Christ, is that it ? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Klopp chickens out then that lot ? |
01:18 - 01:23 | I couldn't even care less about Liverpool ! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Bloody bin- dippers ! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Well, he is Austrian... |
01:31 - 01:34 | And this Dyche, Dyche ! Who is he ? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Ginger hair, a voice like gravel ! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Diligence this, framework that, what has he ever done ? |
01:40 - 01:42 | He got Burnley up against the odds... |
01:42 - 01:46 | Christ, even Steve Bruce won promotions ! |
01:46 - 01:48 | With no money, no backing... |
01:48 - 01:52 | You'll be telling me next that he got them into Europe ! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Klopp ! Bloody Klopp ! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Manages to lose to... |
01:57 - 02:00 | to a bunch of no-hopers ! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Oh, it's my fault, he says.... |
02:04 - 02:08 | ..the players weren't in the moment, he says.. |
02:08 - 02:13 | It's my job to make sure they are, he says..... |
02:14 - 02:16 | And then bloody whines when Dyche takes the piss ! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Well, to be honest, Dyche is right ! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Liverpool were bloody lucky... |
02:30 - 02:34 | to scrape a draw there last season when that Viking |
02:34 - 02:36 | Joberg Gunnar Sorensen |
02:41 - 02:42 | or whoever the chuff he is... |
02:43 - 02:47 | hit the bar with just a few minutes left... |
02:48 - 02:53 | And don't get me started on this season... |
02:54 - 02:56 | Seven at Villa for Christ's sake..... |
02:56 - 02:59 | World champions ! European champions ! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Premier League champions ! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Jurgen's got lovely teeth, though... |
03:14 - 03:16 | Record this, record that... |
03:19 - 03:23 | And what happens ? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Ashley bloody Barnes. |
03:31 - 03:33 | A dodgy penalty. It had to be. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Why don't the big clubs get penalties ? |
03:46 - 03:49 | F****** VAR.... |
03:53 - 03:56 | Sod it, Klopp's on his own.. |