00:00 - 00:03 | Snacks should have been in 113 and 115 |
00:04 - 00:05 | But when we got here |
00:05 - 00:07 | We realized only the Academy brought snacks |
00:08 - 00:12 | We tried to steal their shit outright at first, |
00:12 - 00:15 | But they say they brought it with them so they know its theirs. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Cant we just send randos from valley SRT? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Have them stare at them or something? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Captain.. |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | ...They are impervious to our Web gear, and dont find us intimidating. |
00:34 - 00:36 | ...and they were mean to us. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If your not from Valley SRT, OCAPS, or HQ - get out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | I THOUGHT WE KICKED THEM OUT?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | FROM 113 AND 15! |
01:18 - 01:23 | DIDNT YOU SEND THEM DOWN TO THE ROTUNDA??! |
01:25 - 01:28 | There werent even chairs down there.. |
01:29 - 01:31 | AND SOMEHOW THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO TAKE THEIR SNACKS TOO??! |
01:31 - 01:34 | WE WERE SUPPOSED TO EAT THOSE DAMN SNACKS! |
01:34 - 01:37 | NOT THOSE FUCKING PHEASANTS! THEY DONT EVEN LOOK COOL. |
01:37 - 01:40 | THE WHILE POINT IS TO FUCK THEM AS HARD AS WE CAN!!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Captain we tried to take the coffee but they said we had to carry it... |
01:42 - 01:46 | WE DONT CARRY SHIT DOUG! YOU KNOW THIS!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | BUT Captain... if we just send our lowest guys to carry it - |
01:48 - 01:52 | THATS NOT THE POINT DOUG! |
01:53 - 01:54 | WE DONT CARE!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We send the Academy here |
01:57 - 02:00 | So we dont have to do anything |
02:00 - 02:03 | And laugh at them while they clean up the mess. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Its not any fun if they pull this shit. |
02:08 - 02:13 | And they get their morale up if even for a second. |
02:14 - 02:16 | NOW THEY ARE GOING TO TRY AND GET THE TOGOS |
02:17 - 02:21 | AND DINNER TOO AND EVERY OTHER MEAL MEANT FOR US! |
02:27 - 02:29 | you cant let them do this |
02:30 - 02:34 | Those meals are for me... |
02:34 - 02:36 | I LIKE CHIK-FIL-A TOO MUCH!! |
02:41 - 02:42 | After I graduated that place... |
02:43 - 02:47 | I SWORE ONE DAY TO COME BACK AND FUCK THEM!!! |
02:48 - 02:53 | AND THINGS WERE GOING GREAT TODAY UNTIL THIS SHIT |
02:54 - 02:56 | The nerve of these people to drink coffee they brought |
02:56 - 02:59 | THAT COFFEE WAS WARM TOO!!! |
03:00 - 03:02 | DONT THEY KNOW WHO THE FUCK WE ARE!!!!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Anna, those Academy pricks will pay |
03:14 - 03:16 | Ive failed to break them |
03:19 - 03:23 | Its just...what will it take?? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Ive tried it all.. |
03:31 - 03:33 | The togos just got here |
03:40 - 03:46 | Just dont tell them it got here - lets try to fuck them one last time |
03:46 - 03:49 | Those fuckers will act like they need food |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Academy |