00:00 - 00:05 | So I was on the toilet, taking my morning dump, scrolling through Facebook. |
00:05 - 00:07 | My wife is yelling at me, "why are you taking so long?" |
00:07 - 00:10 | I said hold up... |
00:11 - 00:16 | I can't believe what I am reading here... |
00:17 - 00:21 | This random said he hit the ball 450+ ft. |
00:21 - 00:24 | Then he goes, "no need to check Facebook, I already Google mapped it." |
00:29 - 00:31 | He thinks he is Ryan Harvey. |
00:31 - 00:34 | What is up with NW softball players? |
00:38 - 00:40 | Then... |
00:41 - 00:47 | I saw another guy post that he hit a 350+ ft laser. |
00:47 - 00:50 | He now calls himself LaZeR. |
00:50 - 00:56 | It barely went over the fence. |
00:58 - 00:59 | They even made t-shirts for him. |
00:59 - 01:01 | Called him the #MEDFORDMYTH. |
01:04 - 01:06 | LaZeRrrRRrRR. |
01:06 - 01:08 | I just shit myself. |
01:13 - 01:14 | Good thing I am on the toilet. |
01:14 - 01:16 | My wife started yelling at me again. |
01:16 - 01:20 | She said, "why are you laughing?" |
01:21 - 01:27 | I said, "all this non sense is making me blow up the toilet." |
01:35 - 01:36 | "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." |
01:36 - 01:39 | As just as I was about to wipe my cheeks. |
01:41 - 01:44 | I started reading all these posts on Challenge Cup. |
01:44 - 01:47 | Lot of posts of random people |
01:47 - 01:49 | Thinking they should have been selected. |
01:50 - 01:53 | I've never even heard of them. |
01:54 - 01:56 | You start reading things like... |
01:56 - 01:58 | I can drop bombs |
01:58 - 02:02 | I am a .800 average hitter |
02:05 - 02:07 | I got 4.4 speed |
02:10 - 02:11 | What you are saying is |
02:11 - 02:13 | You're faster than a NFL athlete |
02:15 - 02:17 | You have a higher average than most in conference play |
02:17 - 02:20 | You have the power of Ryan Harvey. |
02:21 - 02:28 | But when I look you up, you've played REC the last 7 years. |
02:29 - 02:30 | No way. |
02:30 - 02:32 | Yes way, I cannot make this up. |
02:36 - 02:39 | I'm literally pooping my brains out. |
02:40 - 02:42 | I can't take it anymore. |
02:50 - 02:55 | People trying to re-live their glory days back when they played JV baseball. |
02:56 - 02:58 | Lets talk about roster selection... |
02:58 - 03:04 | Majority of softball players are still going to complain. |
03:04 - 03:09 | NW Softball Community has become like our presidential race. |
03:09 - 03:11 | I think I got all my poop out. |
03:16 - 03:20 | LaZeR |
03:23 - 03:26 | Ryan Harvey Jr. |
03:31 - 03:36 | I cant take it anymore. |