00:00 - 00:05So I was on the toilet, taking my morning dump, scrolling through Facebook.
00:05 - 00:07My wife is yelling at me, "why are you taking so long?"
00:07 - 00:10I said hold up...
00:11 - 00:16I can't believe what I am reading here...
00:17 - 00:21This random said he hit the ball 450+ ft.
00:21 - 00:24Then he goes, "no need to check Facebook, I already Google mapped it."
00:29 - 00:31He thinks he is Ryan Harvey.
00:31 - 00:34What is up with NW softball players?
00:38 - 00:40Then...
00:41 - 00:47I saw another guy post that he hit a 350+ ft laser.
00:47 - 00:50He now calls himself LaZeR.
00:50 - 00:56It barely went over the fence.
00:58 - 00:59They even made t-shirts for him.
00:59 - 01:01Called him the #MEDFORDMYTH.
01:04 - 01:06LaZeRrrRRrRR.
01:06 - 01:08I just shit myself.
01:13 - 01:14Good thing I am on the toilet.
01:14 - 01:16My wife started yelling at me again.
01:16 - 01:20She said, "why are you laughing?"
01:21 - 01:27I said, "all this non sense is making me blow up the toilet."
01:35 - 01:36"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
01:36 - 01:39As just as I was about to wipe my cheeks.
01:41 - 01:44I started reading all these posts on Challenge Cup.
01:44 - 01:47Lot of posts of random people
01:47 - 01:49Thinking they should have been selected.
01:50 - 01:53I've never even heard of them.
01:54 - 01:56You start reading things like...
01:56 - 01:58I can drop bombs
01:58 - 02:02I am a .800 average hitter
02:05 - 02:07I got 4.4 speed
02:10 - 02:11What you are saying is
02:11 - 02:13You're faster than a NFL athlete
02:15 - 02:17You have a higher average than most in conference play
02:17 - 02:20You have the power of Ryan Harvey.
02:21 - 02:28But when I look you up, you've played REC the last 7 years.
02:29 - 02:30No way.
02:30 - 02:32Yes way, I cannot make this up.
02:36 - 02:39I'm literally pooping my brains out.
02:40 - 02:42I can't take it anymore.
02:50 - 02:55People trying to re-live their glory days back when they played JV baseball.
02:56 - 02:58Lets talk about roster selection...
02:58 - 03:04Majority of softball players are still going to complain.
03:04 - 03:09NW Softball Community has become like our presidential race.
03:09 - 03:11I think I got all my poop out.
03:16 - 03:20LaZeR
03:23 - 03:26Ryan Harvey Jr.
03:31 - 03:36I cant take it anymore.