00:00 - 00:03 | Lee seems to be stuck on your niece Alisa |
00:04 - 00:05 | So far, he's written "Alisa Sucks" grafitti all over the Midwest |
00:05 - 00:07 | He went as far as New Berlin, Wisconsin to write this grafiitti |
00:08 - 00:12 | He's even briefly tried dating another chubby redhead woman just to forget about Alisa |
00:12 - 00:15 | They broke up after 2 weeks though. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Poor man, he's still rebounding |
00:19 - 00:21 | He's never going to get over Alisa |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
00:27 - 00:28 | Lee's |
00:31 - 00:33 | Dating another woman. Her name's Terri. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They've been together for a while now. |
00:53 - 00:58 | The following people stay in the room. Keifer, Bellamy, Mortenson. Everybody else, get out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | ALISA THOUGHT SHE COULD DRAG HIS NAME THROUGH THE MUD!!!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I THOUGHT NO WOMAN WOULD EVER WANT TO DATE THIS ABUSER!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | AND SO WHAT IF ALISA MENTALLY ABUSED HIM!? HE COULD HAVE LEFT! IT'S NOT THAT HARD BEING HOMELESS! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I MEAN SLEEP IN A LIBRARY IN THE DAYTIME AND FIND A COFFEESHOP AT NIGHT... NOBODY'S GOING TO NOTICE THAT YOU'RE HOMELESS |
01:29 - 01:31 | SHE'S LEFT LEE HOMELESS BEFORE, IT'S NO BIG DEAL! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Lee complains too much! So what if he grew up in a cult |
01:34 - 01:37 | So what if he was physically abused as a child |
01:37 - 01:40 | He should just lump it. That's at least what my niece says. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuher, your neice is a sheltered white girl from the suburbs of Minnesota, she's quite naive. |
01:42 - 01:46 | SO WHAT!? HE SHOULDN'T HAVE HIT ALISA. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuher, your niece used to get into his face and provoke him. She also nearly killed their cat! |
01:48 - 01:52 | F%#$% THE CAT!! HE WAS A STRAY ANYWAY! |
01:53 - 01:54 | YEAH, I DO ADMIT THAT SHE STRESSED HIM OUT SO MUCH THAT HE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL FOR CHEST PAINS |
01:56 - 01:57 | Yes, I do admit her bother and mom used to make racist jokes about his heritages all the time... |
01:57 - 02:00 | And yes, she does speak to an invisible friend. |
02:00 - 02:03 | And yes, Gily does hit on women behind Alisa's back.... |
02:04 - 02:08 | But that doesn't mean Alisa deserved to be tormented now! PTSD DOESN'T EXIST ANYWAYS AND LEE IS LYING! |
02:08 - 02:13 | Alisa's a poor, innocent white flower. An angel. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Yes she cheated on Lee |
02:17 - 02:21 | Yes she takes advantage of retarded kids |
02:27 - 02:29 | Yes she can't keep a job. |
02:30 - 02:34 | But she's a victim, dammit!!! |
02:34 - 02:36 | I don't care if she's an idiot. |
02:41 - 02:42 | I cannot see why people are sticking up for Lee. |
02:43 - 02:47 | They must be dumb! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I mean, there's lots to hate about him. |
02:54 - 02:56 | He works too much, he dates beautiful white women |
02:56 - 02:59 | He makes Rena feel like she's stupid. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Yeah, I know, Rena says a lot of stupid things. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Alisa. You will find another man, just not one who's going places like Lee is. You're a fat loser. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Speaking of Rena, that woman's a total idiot. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I've met Lee's family. His grandmother acts just like me. |
03:25 - 03:26 | His grandfather is quiet and unassuming... |
03:31 - 03:33 | He's as Indian as a curry soaked cricket bat. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Rena's quite uneducated. She'd make a perfect follower of mine. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Tell Rena to call me sometime and we'll recruit her. |
03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |