| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Führer Doghead, it appears our servers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | have crashed again. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Without further funding, this may be it. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There is so much old bullshit on the servers from reposts |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | that the system cannot handle it anymore. We may have to close SS. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have a plan. We'll host the next vehicle rally |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and win over new contributing members. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Military Vehicle Pres. Ass. already sponsored that. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and most of the local parades and rallies. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Patracy, Daniel Morgan, Eric and their butt buddy henchmen moderators, leave... now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING FLESH WEASELS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THESE DAMN ASS CLOWN LAP FERRET LICKING |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | SONS OF BITCHES!!! OUR FORUM IS ALREADY ON THE DECLINE! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | OUR MEMBERS ARE OLD AS BALLS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND WITHOUT FRESH BLOOD IT IS DONE! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IT'S BAD ENOUGH WE GET SQUARE HEADED |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | NEWBS ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT MAINTENANCE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHEN THEY CAN READ THE DAMNED TMs! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the TMs are all online. They should not ask... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FUCK UP PATRACY! YOU SNIVELING SHIT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you're talking to me like my wife. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YES! AND I'M GOING TO TAKE NOTES ON HOW SHE BEATS YOU! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | LIKE A RED HEADED STEP-CHILD!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IF THE SERVERS ARE OVERLOADED, AND WE DON'T HAVE THE FUNDS, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SWITCH TO ZETABOARDS! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THEN WE'LL BE JUST AS POPULAR AS THE "HELLO KITTY" FAN CLUB FORUM! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | NO ONE WILL CONTRIBUTE A DIME TO OUR SHIT! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEN WHO WOULD BE BOSS AROUND AND BLOCK?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ALL THE MEMBERS WOULD FLOCK TO FACEBOOK |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | TO ASK THEIR STUPID QUESTIONS AND OUR POWERS WOULD BE USELESS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If I can't ban someone from the forums each day, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I get so constipated I can't shit for nearly two weeks. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And we all know how that affects Patracy, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | considering how far his head is up my ass. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WITHOUT THIS FORUM, I MAY HAVE TO ACTUALLY FACE REALITY! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I WON'T BE ABLE TO RUB ONE OUT EITHER! I'LL BE SELF LOATHING! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP EVERYTHING |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND BUY ONE OF THOSE CAMO K5 BLAZERS! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HAVE YOU SEEN HOW STUPID THAT SHIT IS?!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we all think your camo K5 is cool. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess when you stop and think about it, this was coming. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I mean, how long did we expect people to put up with our narcissistic ways? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We are just power hungry, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | pompous fucks with mommy issues. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess this means I'll finally have time to start an instagram account, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and post those pictures of me in my leather boy scout uniform. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's time for the wife to find out. |
